moonbeamdagger
moonbeamdagger
they/them causing mayhem
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hello! i have no clue what is happening ever • you can call me percy if you want • they/them • 22 • queer • terfs fuck off <3
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moonbeamdagger · 16 minutes ago
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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moonbeamdagger · 14 hours ago
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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside
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moonbeamdagger · 2 days ago
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moonbeamdagger · 4 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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moonbeamdagger · 5 days ago
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i really am just an oatmeal raisin bitch
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moonbeamdagger · 6 days ago
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HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE
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moonbeamdagger · 6 days ago
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proposing a harm reduction vending machine that contains needles, syringes, naloxone, prep, pep, plan b, condoms, and dental dams.
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moonbeamdagger · 6 days ago
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moonbeamdagger · 7 days ago
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trying out a new name for a bit so if you want you can call me percy :)
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moonbeamdagger · 7 days ago
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I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”
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moonbeamdagger · 7 days ago
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It's difficult it's rewarding and it's free. mathematics
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moonbeamdagger · 8 days ago
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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moonbeamdagger · 10 days ago
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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
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moonbeamdagger · 10 days ago
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unrestrained summer fun
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moonbeamdagger · 10 days ago
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I’m moving into my new apartment (first time living by myself!) in just over a month and I really want to get a pet but I know grad school is going to be a lot so I need to wait until at least mid October to actually consider it so I have time to adjust but i made the mistake of looking on petfinder and….. 🥺🥺🥺
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moonbeamdagger · 10 days ago
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moonbeamdagger · 11 days ago
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