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turns to a witchy friend to ask what phase the moon is in: hey what’s the moon doing

witch friend: chillin

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I just yelled “look at that bitch. she’s so fuckin beautiful what a queen” at the moon and look honestly if that’s not witchcraft then idk what is

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Casual reminder that TERFs and fascists have no place in paganism and we should not seek to make them comfortable.

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greek gods as things i’ve heard in highschool

zeus: i am a god! you all come from my loins!

hera: the greatest invention of all time are cONDOMS.

poseidon: crawdaddys! i love crawdaddys.

demeter: the beautiful, bountiful nature.

ares: we’ll put al capone to shame.

athena: i did the smarts.

apollo: i’d date a harp. 

artemis: what void? the void in his straight boy pants?

hephaestus: he’s teetering on the edge of the equipment malfunctions.

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greek gods as things i’ve heard in highschool pt. 2

aphrodite: i look sexy, don’t i?

hermes: i’m gonna do a back flip.

hestia: you look like a gum-darn diddly gumdrop cuz you so sweet.

dionysus: sometimes alcohol is not a choice.

hades: i think the correct word is good riddance.

iris: all my friends are gay, take it slow. all my friends are gay, it’s a rainbow.

hypnos: it makes me drowsy! my claritin D! DROWSY!!

hecate: well they weren’t gays, they were witches… but what’s the difference?

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@francescadaferrara requested → persephone

you wear flowers in your hair and he collects ash under his fingernails but when he shows you how to weigh a human life, cupping his grey hands under yours, the power becomes intoxicating and you must admit that your souls are the same: hungry. aching.

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List of crystals and how NOT to charge them

I kinda need to make this list for myself and I thought I would make it here. Just to be as clear as possible, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT, charge them this way as it will damage your crystal and depending on what kind it is, it can be harmful for you as well. This list will not be alphabetized because I’m a little disorderly (lmao).

Turquoise- Water, Salt, Sunlight Rose Quartz- Sunlight Amethyst- Sunlight Smoky Quartz- Sunlight Aquamarine- Sunlight Kunzite- Sunlight, Salt Fluorite- Sunlight Hiddenite- Sunlight Spodumene- Sunlight Halite- Water Sulfates (Borates, Calcite, Gypsum)- Water Lapis Lazuli- Water Malachite- WATER (toxic), Salt Ivory- Water Pyrite- Water, High Humidity Calcite: Vinegar/acetone, Salt Gypsum- Vinegar/acetone Limestone- Vinegar/acetone Marble- Vinegar/acetone Amber- Acetone, Salt Cinnabar- HEAT (poisonous gas) Realgar- HEAT (poisonous gas) Stibnite- HEAT (poisonous gas) Angelite- Salt Azurite- Salt Dioptase- Salt Imperial Topaz- Salt Fire opal- Salt Opal- Salt Kyanite- Salt Moonstone- Salt Red coral- Salt Selenite- Salt, Water Apatite- Vinegar/acetone, Water

Hope this helps! Feel free to add on

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Tips for lazy witches

We all love our witchcraft but sometimes you’re just too tired to do some certain things so here is a list to help make a busy witches life a little easier.

• too exhausted to make a sigil? Go onto sigilscribe.me and it creates a perfect sigil for you all you need to do is charge it!

• if you wear glasses enchant them so when you wear them when your tired they will help your eyes more

• when casting a circle do it metaphorically instead of lying down crystals, stones, salt etc.

• use music lyrics if you are too tired to create a spell

• want to increase or decrease things? Stir tea clockwise (increase) anti-clockwise (decrease)

• enchant your bed on a good energy day so on a low energy day it may help

• make little pre-made ritual and spell kits/bags so when you need to preform something all your measured ingredients and supplies are already there

* Happy enchanting 🖤✨🌙

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“life’s daughter, death’s b r i d e.”

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Things to do as a Broke Witch

Copy all those spells you’ve been saving online into your Grimoire

Tidy up your altar, if you have one

Reset your crystals with new intentions

Go on a walk, in nature or city, reconnect with your environment’s energy

Meditate

Look up upcoming moon phases and mark them in your journal/planner, plan out your rituals and readings for them 

Purifying/Cleansing bath with just water

Go through your tarot journal and find any cards that keep popping up in your readings, do a “stalker reading” to figure out why the card being a creeper

These are just some things I do when I’m broke af but want to progress with my craft.

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a powerful cleansing bath because THIS FUCKING COUNTRY--

This bath removes any negativity –especially mental/ emotional– and protects you from further negativity.

4 bags of black tea

rainwater

lavender oil

black salt

favorite music played VERY LOUDLY so you can’t think of anything else

Feel free to stew in your anger while bathing. The ingredients soak it all up and then send it down the drain.

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emoji spells are basically sigils a combination of tech witchcraft and chaos magic and they’re this generations accessible folk magic i will fight people who look down on them tbh

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Witchy Art Prints by ArtbyLadyViktoria

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Could you please reblog this if you are a witch who isn’t Wiccan?

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So I lurk on reddit’s witchcraft subreddit frequently and today someone by the username “shymcf” posted this. (Link includes the thread)

Some woman was throwing these glass jars into the ocean and frankly, I’m furious. You don’t throw non-biodegradables into the ocean! That’s straight up littering! Luckily the cops showed up which prompted her to stop her littering but she got away; OP fished them out of the water afterward.

And in case anyone was wondering what’s inside, the OP said there were raw eggs inside, some broken, and paprika.

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Witchcraft problems: never ever having enough fucking tea lights