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I am Mohammed, I live in the northern besieged Gaza Strip, I am 21 years old, I have always tried to create a beautiful future for myself in which I achieve all my wishes. I had ambitions and dreams, but they evaporated because of the war, but I still want to achieve them despite the siege. During the war, I lost many things, including my university, my dreams, my job, and some friends. Despite that, I still want to achieve my dreams and ambitions. I want to rebuild my life again, so please help me in that and rebuild my life. Therefore,

please donate as much as you can because that helps me a lot. If you cannot donate, tell people about my suffering.

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I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!!!! art dump time. save me

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Warrior Penelope AU!

My personal headcanon of what could make Penelope take the place of her husband in war: Odysseus became disabled.

Everything is about the same in the beginning, expect from Penelope being Ares's champion AND having trained with the Amazons for a year while they were in Sparta (this is important, the Amazons could have claimed her as an honorary member, even if she didn't want to officially join. This way, she can claim she's a Amazon to convince people to let her join the war).

So, everything being the same in the beginning means Odysseus is still Athena's warrior of the mind, so here comes my idea about what could have happened: one day, similar to what happened with Pallas, Odysseus and Athena have a friendly match, Ares is with them because his curious about the man his champion had just married, and Zeus, intrigued by two of his children who don't usually get along coming to terms, is watching from above. Then, Zeus starts to get worried that Athena may be losing the match, and decides to save her from the embarrassment: he redirects her spear. He sorta of learned from his experience with Pallas to not kill Athena's friends, so instead of killing Odysseus, the blow is so strong it takes off his leg in one move.

Athena is horrified, Odysseus is terrified, even Ares is furious with his father because what the actual fuck, Zeus.

So yes, the two gods take Odysseus back to the palace and try to explain the situation to a pregnant Penelope. It's very unpleasant.

Reaching for this I found out wheelchairs were already used in Ancient Greece, so let's say Odysseus starts to use one.

Then, about a year later, they come to get Odysseus for the war. The rumors about his accident spread through Greece, but that didn't matter. He was one Helen's suitors, Ithaca needed to help in the war not matter what.

Penelope then prompted volunteered when they understood it wasn't an option to him simply not go. She felt furious, protective. How could they been demanding her husband to fight in the Trojan's War in a wheelchair? He was a genius, but that didn't mean he could fight in a war without a leg!

Palamedes, however, didn't care. Odysseus made an oath, he would have to keep faithful to his words, no matter the circumstances. Penelope insisted that she going would be enough to be truthful to the oath, and even though he almost begged her to not go in his place, she told him she had a bigger chance to survive than him, and that Ares would help her.

The God of War blessing and her Amazon's status was enough to convince Palamedes to accept her as the ruler of the Ithacan army.

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"In Epic, during Odysseus, Odysseus received a blessing from Ares/Hera/etc" He actually received a blessing from Zeus Xenia to get rid of the suitors who in Epic broke hospitality laws apparently Many Times. In this Essay, I will-

how does it feel to have created my favourite headcanon ever, OMG?

i never really subscribed to the ares/hera bit, purely because i see no reason for either of them to care so much. to them, he's just another hero; heroes causing bloodshed and someone being a good husband don't really feel like anything special for them to pay attention to.

but the suitors violating xenia is directly under zeus' jurisdiction and he would 100% support the suitors copping punishment from odysseus. i mean, even in the odyssey, zeus expressed a lot of support for odysseus and telemachus so who's to say he didn't take it further in epic?

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ATHENA! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE FUTURE!

-Holds up pride flags-

-@nymph-queen-and-protector

Oh.. what do they mean?

Athena’s:

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Live Telemachus reaction

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There's a high chance that Naomi Solace is not much of an active parent but some of y'all are not ready for that conversation.

It would also explain why he's not mad at Apollo when he is turned mortal despite him being quite the absent parent.

And also as to why he has a big ass tattoo at the age of 15.

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Is it anoying to only be able to communicate with Lester?

sigh... never will thou understand the struggle of only listening as the lester fool raves to his foolish comrades of your SUPPOSED "INCOMPETENCE".

BAH. FIE UPON HIM!!!

THE LESTER MAY COMPLAIN WHEN HE HIMSELF LEARNEST NOT TO WET HIS KNICKERS AT EVERY MINOR INCONVENIENCE...

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Dark prophecy in a image

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apollo would have the craziest hear me out cake

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I love it when I see someone say "he's just so teenage girl coded" and it's the most pathetic man ever

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Oh, this is just beautiful! A lovely tribute!

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Hello, my name is Jaafar from North Gaza. I previously created a GoFoundMe donation campaign, and when I got $2,400, they deleted the campaign without knowing the reason. Please support me in my new campaign, Chuffed. Any amount you donate, even if it is small, will help buy flour and vegetables for my family. The price of everything we have is many times its normal price. Please help save my family from starvation! 🥹🙏

Please know that the beginning is difficult for everyone, donate even a small amount, it will definitely mean a lot to us 💔🥲

https://chuffed.org/project/helpjaafar

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Personally I think that Telemachus permanently and irreversibly changed Athena for the better, more on that at twelve

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mico went through a lot to get to ithaca... he pretty much had his own odyssey and the fact that he lied about being left behind by the cast and people believed him and chaos ensued... the whole thing was hilarious ijbol.

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"Odysseus" showed us how much Ody has truly changed.

He's compared to almost all monsters in the musical during that one song.

His name's chanting is the same as Polyphemus', and he acts a little like him when he decides to kill everyone.

Po - ly - phe - mus ("Enough")

O - dy - sse - us ("I. Have had. Enough")

He aims for the torches just like Scylla.

"Eurylochus, light up six torches"

"Keep your head down he's aiming for the torches"

He rejected forgivness just like Poseidon did.

"Maybe you could learn to forgive..."

"No"

"Old king our leader's dead. You've destroyed the serpent's head. Now the rest of us are no longer a threat. Old king forgive us instead, so that no more blood is shed. Let's have open arms instead!"

"No."

Also, there's an electric guitar in the song. It represents Odysseus' cunning and ruthless nature.

He IS a monster. But that's what got him home. And he'll embrace this side of him.

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From Odysseus, THIS is my favorite image from the entire premiere