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Kennedy: Relationships should be 50/50. Arpina cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Arpina: Jeez Kenn, when you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting it to be THIS good...

Kennedy, grinning: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Arpina: Holy moly how--

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Arpina: How much did you spend on this date?

Kennedy: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Arpina: Wow Kennedy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? That's awfully lewd of you.

Kennedy: We literally slept together yesterday!

Arpina: Trivial compared to the lewdness of hand holding!

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Arpina: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Kennedy: Okay

Arpina: And make out during the scary parts!

Kennedy:

Kennedy: The scary parts?

Kennedy: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

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Arpina, to Kennedy: We had a date!

Arpina: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty coloring book*

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Kennedy: Do you want to know your gay name?

Arpina: My... my gay name?

Kennedy: Yeah, it's your first name-

Arpina: Haha. Very funny Kennedy-

Kennedy: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Arpina: Oh- oh my god.

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Arpina: Is something burning?

Kennedy, leaning on the counter seductively: Just my passion and desire for you

Arpina: Kenn, the toaster is on FIRE!

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[Watching the dining hall]

Gabe: Hewwo x3

Maryam: Hihiii!

Shady: Greetings, humans.

Damien: Three kinds of people.

Angie: I want a snack.

Damien: Four kinds of people.

Sue and Michael: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Damien: Five kinds of people.

Deus: Anyone want cookies?

Damien: Six kinds of people.

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Minho, walking into his dorm: Hello, people who do not live here.

Naomh: Hey

Cana: Sup

Danny: Hello

Adam: Hi

Gabe: x3

Michael: What's poppin?

Nina: Hewwo

Minho: I gave you the key to this place for emergencies only.

Jaya: We were out of doritos.

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Alec: Am I in trouble?

Shady: Take a guess.

Alec: No?

Shady: Take another guess.

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Mona: Sorry it took me so long to bail you guys out of jail

Shady: No, it's our fault.

Alec: We probably shouldn't have used our one phone call to prank call the police.

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Minho: Nyarlathotep, give me patience.

Nina: I think you mean "Daddy Nyar give me strength."

Minho: If he gave me strength you'd be dead.

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Nate: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Sahar: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Nate: Absolutely not.

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Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness?

Minho: I can be uncooperative.

Interviewer: Can you give me an example?

Minho: No.

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Trainer: What are your goals?

Michael: To capture all raccoons and stray cats.

Trainer: I meant your fitness goals.

Michael: To be able to run fast enough to capture all raccoons and stray cats.

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Alek: You saved my family. How? I don't know, but I still owe you my life.

Alec: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.