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i’m sorry to say this, but it has come to my attention that in disney’s descendants, dopey the dwarf has a son named doug — which means that canonically, dopey has fucked

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BONUS : 

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if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

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Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :)

*sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus*

Me: @ God why do you try me like this

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hmmm

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Honestly the closer we get to 2018 the less chill I am about the whole thing. 2018 sounds like we’re living in a fucking sci fi novel. It sounds completely fake. And then it’s on to 2020s like????? That’s completely impossible and I don’t believe you.

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

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Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

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“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

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android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest

iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards

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I don’t know what to say about this.

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Im glad Thor Ragnarok is successful but the movie makes me deathly afraid because the sheer possibility that its gonna revive the 2012-2013 tumblr-hiddleson obsession fills me with a fear that can’t be explained and i dont think im strong enough to survive that again

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the entire mario party cast shows up at my funeral

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kids in the car with steve: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

steve: no your parents have dinner at home

the kids: i fucking hate this family

kids in the car with nancy: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

nancy: *pulls into the drivethru*

kids: *cheering*

nancy: one black coffee please

kids in the car with johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!