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when you about to drag a bitch
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They are smol and precious. Protect them.
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I CAN SEE A KALEIDOSCOPE OF TEMPORAL PROBABILITY WITH FLUCTUATING RANGE! I CAN ALSO SEE THAT THERE ARE INFINITE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME IN INFINITE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION WITH INFINITE VARIATION! ONE OF THEM ANSWERED BY VOMITING A STREAM OF BLOOD AND PRIME NUMBERS OUT OF HIS THIRD MOUTH!
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reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should
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WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me
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people have to realize that
some people are just more sensitive
some people don’t think the same way
some have different reasons in doing things
it’s not all about you
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今日一日ダラダラで幸せ♡ヽ(*´∀`*)ノ.+゚
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If you see a male praying mantis, he is a virgin…
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someone: am i the only one who—
me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream Cake
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