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[moonfroggos]

the only god i answer to is my own hubris

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i always try to make a statement with my fashion...thats why today i wore a crop top with a pic of richard nixon captioned: kiss horses

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(flopping around on the mossy forest floor) i dont WANT to destroy lizards

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hello this is the popsicle police. yes sir youve been stopped today because you keep trying to use your popsicles to do the lords work

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if i were stranded on an island i would probably engage in heated debate with the sun.

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im not a person. im a robot and i blog about brumbpo tungus

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It’s important

Friend: hey will you com to this party with me??

Me: are they serving macaroni??

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i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. i only care about peperony and chease

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dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to get along with others despite differing opinions about leafs

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in times like this i ask myself... what would a dog do?

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the difference between crows and ravens is that crows support the void

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(chewing on a branch) i understand fire

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i only know how to serenade mud

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*points to a huge boulder* this is my beautiful wife...together we disobey everything good in the world

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i long for the day when i can finally battle mysterious unsourced meat