can i just die in your arms without you making it gay. Come on man
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The alchemy seems to be early fsve
The Tortured Poets Department tracklist!
1. Fortnight (feat Post Malone)
2. The Tortured Poets Department
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
4. Down Bad
5. So Long, London
6. But Daddy I Love Him
7. Fresh Out The Slammer
8. Florida!!! (feat Florence + The Machine)
9. Guilty as Sin?
10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
12. loml
13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
15. The Alchemy
16. Clara Bow
Bonus Track: The Manuscript
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a fun thing about being on medication that carries warnings like 'if you suddenly stop taking this you might have effects that can range from feeling crummy to psychosis' is that the pharmacy will still go 'haha oopsie we forget to get those pills you order every single month, you can do without for a while right'
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The Chairman — via jackantonoff
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I support Israel. K, bye.
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Well, fuck
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Nitch.
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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
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one of the bright spots of the smartphone era has been text messages as evidence in court. these motherfuckers do not know how to organize a crime.
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national identities were a hoax invented by Big Nineteenth Century to sell more fascism
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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
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Every time.
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