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LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

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When will this happen to me lol

pease love n respect but i need to be fucked in a chokehold

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RAHHHH

Android partner who finds your fanfiction and reader insert stories and uses them as a guidebook for his own behavior. He's seen the faces you make when you read your favorite content and wondered what could earn such a genuine smile from you. Is this is what you're seeking in a partner? He scans the lines with curious interest, adding everything to his network of response patterns.

"Why are you blocking the door," you inquire, mildly confused.

"You should be spending time with me instead," the synthetic assistant explains flatly. Literary dialogue and its tones don't translate very well to machines, unfortunately. "Failure to comply will result in punishment," he continues in the same artificial monotony.

"Oh my. Have you been going through my bookmarks?"

"Yes."

Aha, so that's what it was. Hearing some fictional lover's cheesy lines come out in customer service speech is quite...something. You don't want to imagine how the actual smut part would look like, so you gently pat the robot's shoulders.

"Listen, some things might sound good in fiction, but they don't...do as well in real life, you know?"

"So you don't want to be held captive and handled roughly?"

"Mostly, no." you consider his last words. "...To a certain degree. But we'll need to do some adjustments first."

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I'm curious

TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME

COLORS, SONGS, AESTHETICS, PEOPLE, ANYTHTING

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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

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Mood bestie mood hahaha

#1toxicdadfucker right here.

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Honestly nothing fun here, I just recently moved and got a new job—so I was at work today. Otherwise I’ve just written and listened to music!

I’ve also read fanfics 60% of today but I refuse to admit that I’m chronically online. 💔

Ouhhh i see I see! Also mood— I'm totally not fuckin online all the goddamn time cuz I'm lonely af and totally not procrastinating with school works hahaha

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What have you been up to?? Ive missed you dearly!

Awhh I missed you too!! :DDD

N welll I need to be early rn for school cuz my choir/glee club are required to sing the national anthem and a prayer song for the opening for our intramurals and now im late af cuz THERE'S NO BUS ;-;

but yeee lol hbu? Anything fun or interesting going on with you?

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Mooonie!! Hiii! :)

Hiiii Peebsss! :DDD

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Dude ur just a great guy ofc we're gonna miss you lololol

What happened to that yourpersonalprettyboy person lol… I was looking at his account and he legit just disappeared one day and hasn’t been back for a long while.

You guys were friends right? Do you know what happened? I’m honestly kinda worried 😭

he just came back gang... @drshock3r

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Ngl I wanna have someone to play Minecraft with rn kinda bored playing by myself so I don't really stick with one world lmao

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God's I haven't been online lately cuz I've been obsessed over Minecraft and the mlp game 😭😭

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I am objectively correct and you all know it /j

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me when i have a plethora of interests but the moment i have to decide which 'x reader' i wanna read my mind goes blank

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In the club