John Laurens is my baby I love him fuck off. Unless you're Alexander Hamilton, then fuck on.
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Once when I was seven or something a snake broke into our house. It was one of the small green snakes so it wasn’t really dangerous, but my brother and I found it. And my brother got scared but I was like “It’s just a toy” and I picked it up and it moved and it wasn’t a toy so I freaked out. Then my mom came and picked it up and released it back into the outdoors. To this day I always wonder what that small child is up to.
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I was not informed that you did not have to add a title to these things thanks for telling me
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Office
There’s an The Office quote for everything
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Confirmed
John Laurens liked turtles, Alexander Hamilton liked affairs, therefore they had a threesome with a turtle while they both were married.
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