wow i havent been on here in forever hello ppl. prob gonna delete soon cause i dont do anything w this account anymore fjkfj
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i feel like the discovery channel has like five shark weeks a year and we all keep forgetting when it is so they can get away with doing that
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
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can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? I’m a singer + actress in mine lol
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I just DIED
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They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat
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I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows
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isn’t it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren’t even worth a second of it
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real talk chris evans just pisses me off so much bc he’s an actual “get a man who can do both” meme like hear me out on one hand he’s a frat boy dressing dude who works the fuck out at the gym, buys 6 packs of beer to go along with his six pack on his body, invents games like “frozen blackjack” and is really good at throwing parties apparently BUT ON THE OTHER HAND he’s a gigantic disney nerd?? a huge romantic sap and a Take Home Guy™?? he talks to his mom about everything and makes everyone feel welcome all the time?? very tolerant and polite?? adopts DOGS and names them after characters in his favorite movies?? loves kids and wants to get married ASAP?? honestly what the. fuck
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uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked
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ariana: yeah, it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be successful i’m so successful, yeah
me, who just woke up at 2pm with 30 cents in my bank account:
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my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey
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