moonmothmama
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a compilation of Weird Al begging George Harrison not to drink rat poison
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sorry but i simply cannot take anyone seriously with this argument. being horny is not a crime. acting inappropriately toward another person is a different thing from simply perceiving them in a way that scratches your brain. but you cannot make sexual thought crimes (thot crimes) a thing without it leading down an EXTREMELY homophobic, transphobic path of "the WRONG type of person PERCEIVED ME and I DID NOT CONSENT TO IT." sometimes you will be perceived by people you personally are not attracted to, and i'm sorry, but that alone is not a problem. you do not need consent to find another person attractive. being horny is fine, actually. get over it.
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
#large stack of books#lava lamp#lotion#can of seltzer#a little stuffed dachshund#a small notebook#heater remote#lip balm#pink nail polish. acetone.#porcelain chamberstick without a candle in it currently#the chamberstick is sitting on top of the stack of books#among the books: two separate poetry anthologies. a star wars novel. carmilla. werewolf novel. life lessons from the golden girls#bottlecaps i never threw out for some reason#maybe because i'm some kind of goblin.
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I got this ad on Tumblr and uhhhhh
That's a fucking seagull
I have to assume this is a mistake and they actually meant to use the dove of peace rather than the seabird of petty theft, but it's not an inapt symbol for the type of Christian-ish doctrine that represents God as a jumped-up Santa Claus
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
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this whole ouroboros thing keeps coming back to bite me in the ass
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one of the worst irl debuffs is "something in the kitchen smells weird but you cant find it". you have to just do the rituals and hope for the best (taking out the trash, boiling water down the sink, look for lost potatoes etc)
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Do y'all have any favorite card games?
#my grandmother taught me how to play five card draw on the living room floor when i was like eight or something.#and then a few years ago a friend taught me and husband to play rummy. i have forgotten how though#i should relearn it
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listen. i love railroads. but as a new yorker, respectfully, i fuckin hate this
Might I suggest, New YorJerseyDeladelphia
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are your nails painted right now?
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