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marlene, walking into the boy’s dorm room: hey guys, do any of you…. um

remus, trying to fix the tv he smuggled in:

sirius, with a face mask and his hair braided:

james, wearing a fuzzy headband to keep his hair out of his face so sirius can put the face mask on him:

peter, carrying a bowl of popcorn:

marlene: what… um. what are you guys doing…

*the tv turns on and love island starts blasting*

the boys: ….

james: ..erm. do you wanna join us….?

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not to be fake deep but whether we’re together or apart we can both remove the masks and admit we regret it from the start

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Just worked a wedding and was informed in the beginning that the grooms brother was a famous hockey player, and I was like whatever that’s not my kinda celebrity, but at the end of my shift I decided to look him up and found

a) several TikTok edits

b) several TikTok edits shipping him with other hockey players

And so I decided to look him up on the REAL indicator of fame and

I want to extend a formal apology I had no idea I was in the presence of an actual celebrity

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Sometimes you just need to read and you know it. No need to spend hours learning.

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he misses them 100%

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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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Remus: *walks in the common room with visible lipstick marks on his face*

James: Woah there, Moony. You got something on your face.

Remus: Really? *checks his face and sees the stains. Blushes*

James: Finally got yourself a girlfriend. Who is she?

Peter: *reading beside him* James, don't. . .

Remus: Nobody. Anyways, I'm going up to our room to, uh, do homework. Bye.

Sirius: *comes in the room with lipstick smudged on his lips*

James: Hey Pads! You have lipstick on your face. What a coincidence. Moony just came in here with lipstick on his face.

Peter: James...

Sirius: Mmh, what a coincidence. Anyway, I've gotta help Moony with his. . . homework. Don't come in for a few hours.

Sirius: *Walks to their dorm and closes the door*

James: *turns to Peter* I wonder who they're dating.

Peter: *facepalms*

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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

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shit lee know says (5/?)

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downfall aur hairfall me competition chal rha hai

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shit lee know says (6/?)

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

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