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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao
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“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED” has been in my head for the past few days so have this
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“For who am I? The bastard heir of a dead Emperor.”
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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.
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Martin Reading in Cloud Ruler Temple 🗻☁️
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i think its really funny all the new people playing the oblivion remaster and questioning how people can be thirsting over martin septim
like babes they were drooling over him when he looked like this

#tes oblivion#oblivion#martin septim#my penis is doing cartwheels i love that man#got too excited seeing him and tried shoving my penis in the ps3 controller charging port#hot damn
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whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.
#i do the same with vriska roxy rose jade jake and aranea and like several others but i aint typing allat#honorable mentions: konstantin and sylvia
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готовится к аналу
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