Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! im moontoon! i do hornyposts, shitposts, the occasional rant, a few questions, and really whatever ends up happening! dms are open!
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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????
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can jesus hold Baba next? (from Baba Is You)
Today, Jesus is holding:
Baba from Baba Is You
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omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)
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Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester
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Behind every great Trainer, there’s a great mom! Happy Mother’s Day!
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my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially
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splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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dragged into the woods by feral wolves! (-2hp) (-2hp) (-2hp) (+wolf ears!) (+4hp) (+wolf tail!) (+4hp) (+pregnant!) (+4hp)
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How it feels when someone you follow regularly reblogs your posts but the notifs still only say followed:

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if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you
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Fuck around (be a tease) and find out (get restrained and wrecked)
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Cute ways to show that tboy you know that you think he's cute:
Rape him
Rape him
Rape him
Rape him
Rape him
Rape him
Give him gummy worms
Rape him
minors dni
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