moontoonhasnoboobs
moontoonhasnoboobs
Have you seen the yellow sign?
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Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! im moontoon! i do hornyposts, shitposts, the occasional rant, a few questions, and really whatever ends up happening! dms are open!
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 10 days ago
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My current not-approved-by-the-government opinion is that im not anyone's parent and i should not be responsible for random teenagers online. If I post smth thats 'meant for adults' and its labled as such then what happens from there is literally not my problem. If a teen- who is fully capable of turning on self moderation settings on their own btw- doesn't use a site's provided self moderation settings and they see boobs or dicks then like literally whatever, its neither the end of the world or a big deal. It shouldn't fall on me or a website or a tech company to do a parent's job, and also frankly i don't think a parent should be breathing down their 16 year old's neck on the off chance they do actually want to look at tits, but thats a discussion that americans will fucking throw a fit at so maybe we'll discuss that another day in better company.
"But what about young children!!" see thats! where parents should be involved- that is to say, why are you letting your young child on the internet in the first place, you fucking idiot.
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 10 days ago
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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@likely-a-writer you can't reblog something from me without paying the secret tax that exists for reblogging things I reblogged
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.
And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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"Your cleavage is distracting"
Uhhh okay you're welcome????
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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Uh i sure hope there's not
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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STOP USING ANTI WIZARD VOCABULARY ❌️❌️❌️
i have to reschedule -> the stars are not yet alligned
i dont know -> whos to say
i dont know why you would even ask that -> much to consider
i know tarot isnt real -> its really more of a thought exercise
astrology isnt real -> astrolgy isnt fucking real lol
you wouldnt fucking get it -> the magicians path is not for everyone
im going to convince you to break up with yout stupid boyfriend -> sure i can give you a tarot reading!
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.
well…darn
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 14 days ago
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hot deadly viruses in your area! <click here>
WHERE?!
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 20 days ago
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 30 days ago
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 30 days ago
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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
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moontoonhasnoboobs · 1 month ago
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simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew
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