moonyssock

[moonyssock]

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

[moonyssock]

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

[moonyssock]

Regulus Black’s biography

[moonyssock]

James: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as eagle one.

James: Lily, codename, been there done that.

James: Regulus is currently doing that.

James: Remus, it happened once in a dream.

James: Sirius, if I had to pick another Black.

James: Peter is... eagle two.

Peter: Oh, thank Merlin.

[moonyssock]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Regulus: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: James: ...I did. I broke it. Regulus: No. No you didn't. Sirius? Sirius: Don't look at me. Look at Barty. Barty: What?! I didn't break it. Sirius: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Barty: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Sirius: Suspicious. Barty: No, it's not! Remus: If it matters, probably not, but Marlene was the last one to use it. Marlene: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Remus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Marlene: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Remus! James: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Regulus. Regulus: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Remus: Regulus... Sirius's been awfully quiet. Sirius: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Regulus, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Regulus: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Regulus: Regulus: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[moonyssock]

Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!

Sirius: Wh—

Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!

Remus: That—

Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!

James: Hey—!

Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.

Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.

Marauders & Friends:

Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!

Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.

Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?

Lily: No fucking clue.

[moonyssock]

Sirius : Guys, this is my little brother. Regulus.

Remus : Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Remus.

Regulus : Hmm. Sirius never shuts up about you. (Smirks)

Peter : Oh. Without a doubt the superior brother. (Grins widely). I'm Peter.

Regulus : Pleasure is all mine, Peter.

James : ......

Regulus : And.. you are? (Judging)

James : (Eyes wide and lips part) Gay. So very gay. Very much. Gay--that is.

Regulus : ....

[moonyssock]

People Sirius Black did not get enough time with:

James Potter (10 years)

Harry Potter (2 years)

Remus Lupin (13 years)

Regulus Black (10 (good) years)

Fleamont and Euphemia Potter (7 years)

[moonyssock]

nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn't feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said "oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who's ever gotten lost, who's been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride's for you, honey, because you're scared. you don't have to be proud right now, but you're gonna be one day, honey, i'm sure of it."

i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.

so yeah. pride is for you. pride is for all of us.

[moonyssock]

POV: Regulus being so touch starved he literally flings himself onto his friends for affection and he does it so often they don’t even notice anymore

Pandora: *having a conversation with Pete* I love the muggle comics more than wizarding ones-

Regulus: *throwing himself onto Pandoras back for affection*

Pandora: *unphased* because the art is always much more detailed

Pete: . . .right

[moonyssock]

Sirius Black.

[moonyssock]

Just them🤍

[moonyssock]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[moonyssock]

Rip James Potter you would have loved wearing a pink sparkly top that said ‘I am kenough’

[moonyssock]

Shoutout to the folks who wish they could be feminine the way men are feminine, and shoutout to the folks who wish they could be masculine the way women are masculine.

[moonyssock]

James: so… when’s your birthday?

Regulus: why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weakness? So you can destroy me?

[moonyssock]

Thought I'd feel dysphoric seeing photos of me from like 6 years ago but really it's more just like. Oh hello very clearly closeted and repressed trans man. Nice hoodie and jeans combo you've got there while every girl your age in this photo is wearing a dress. Bet you've got complicated feelings about reincarnation don't you