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I can't stop thinking about how good it feels to belch. Deep close-mouth burps mid-meal that free up room so you can continue eating. Burps that rush out of your body uncontrollably after chugging soda. Loud, unexpected burps when you first stand up after a big meal. The ones where your belly gurgles loudly as the air bubble moves, then you belch a couple seconds later. When you have heartburn at night and you sit up and take a deep breath and let out the longest, most satisfying burp. Forgetting where you are and belching loud in public, only to see people turn around to look at you.
God, it's so much fun.
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I DID ITTTTT
does anybody out there know how to fart on command?? like i know the theory (push to make the air come in, then it should feel like u have to fart) but i cannot fucking do it for some reason. like i think im doing the sucking the air part alright, but then it doesnt feel like i have to fart at all, just nothing happens lmao
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does anybody out there know how to fart on command?? like i know the theory (push to make the air come in, then it should feel like u have to fart) but i cannot fucking do it for some reason. like i think im doing the sucking the air part alright, but then it doesnt feel like i have to fart at all, just nothing happens lmao
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Dream scenario: I provide all the fast food and snacks you could want, you let me rub your stuffed gut while you let out big gross burps 🥰
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honestly didnt know i could fart like that, damn 😳
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Burps are hot. 💖
I was going to start with some safer half measure like “burps are cute” or something, but what I mean is burps are hot. When you’ve stuffed someone to their limit only for them to belch and say they have a little room left? Hot. When an unassuming cutie lets out the loudest you’ve ever heard, causing them to turn red? Hot! When they add burps to the rhythm of a make out session? HOT!!!
BURPS! ARE! HOT!!!!!!!
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We (I) need more platonic friend feeders/feedees!
Yes I want to make friends that want to make me fat!
Yes I want to make friends that will let me play with their fat and let me convince them to have just one more cookie!
And Yes I want said friends to also play with my fat after they convinced me to eat a whole xl pizza in on sitting and tell me what a good girl I am.
All platonic, all hot, all bad influences on each others waistlines
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Ugghh man I wish I hadn't been conditioned to be super shy about burping because I've been thinking recently about how fun it would be to have a group of feedist friends to hang out with where we just hang out eating mindlessly and rubbing our bellies and belching!!! I wanna let a big burp fly and have all my cool friends tell me "woah that was a good one!!" Or even belch even bigger in response!!
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truest thing ive ever read in this website
There’s something about a woman having the sweetest voice, but the deepest, loudest, and most guttural burps possible while clutching their full gut of mall food.
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hello my name is mooncow (not really)
minors dni
19 mtftmtftm (idk anymore man)
im into farts burps and fat ppl
i like the idea of gaining but not actively doing it rn
thats it i guess
also i upload burp/fart audios here: https://youtube.com/@moooooncow?si=J21y_Py1LYgorAdX
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There should be more witches around so I can call them fat and receive ironic punishment
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Cowgirl kidnapping you at the local saloon...
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Rb to make yourself or your feedee gain 50 lbs instantly
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