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I've committed a murder

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TOXOPLASMA GONDI is a parasite that gestates within the digestive tract cats specifically. Mouse tend to contract this parasite, after which become less wary of cats, even to the point of becoming attracted(not sexually) to them. The cats, after eating the mouse, deficate, dispersing the new colony of T. Gondi to fester and get picked up again.

Cat owners, behooved to tend to their cats dutifully, end up dealing with their shite on a roughly septo-daily basis. An estimated 40 million people(via a cursory Google search) in the US are alaffected by T. Gondi. Studies attribute this to less care paid to roadways, and a less active self-preservative nature in general. This(niche and interesting) research has also shown that many probably infected cat owners regard the smell of their urine as "pleasant".

Is cats smelling good really like a brain virus thing? It sounds so fake but I’m willing to believe it because they don’t smell good to me they don’t smell BAD except sometimes they do smell kinda like pee but usually they just kinda smell like fries or something. My mom says hey smell like sweet hay. But I don’t get it.

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Ok but what about the afterlife

I will die, but only once

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No cap brah

fuck coffee, fuck tea, and FUCK hot chocolate. I only drink APPLE FUCKING CIDER

HOW ABOUT VINEGAR???

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I just stifled a sneeze and it felt like my sternum split

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Colonial Explorer Enthusiasts

DILFS

Y'all ladies be complainin bout the lack of practical pockets in women’s clothings but then laugh at people wearin cargo shorts smdh

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Know what's groovy? Rose Berry tea.

Know what's not groovy?

PETA apologists

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Me, after one (1) measly sip of expensive brandy:

God, Fuck, I need some Milk

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Nice job DODGING THE QUESTION

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So there's like always that corner in high school classrooms that harbor kids with no real care for what God thinks but still take notes and follow the class and this is that corner

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You fucking Weasley Bitch, you think you can stand up?

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You can't press j on mobile

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Me, versus you

You

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When my little siblings fight we put them in the Peace Shirt

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Yes you wilted mushroom

You