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three fools does not make a wise man i fear

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

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Morrigan romance is so peak. This grown ass woman is trying to claim no emotional attachment as if she’s not giggling and kicking her feat in the air anytime the warden interacts with her. As if she’s doesn’t react to any compliment like an unsocialized kitten getting pet with a gloved hand. As if she didn’t give them a chipped not-wedding ring that works as a gps tracker in case she ever loses sight of them for even a moment. She’s ridiculous I love her.

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based on a real conversation between my friend (the survivalist camper, could have been a pirate queen if it was an option) an i (just some dude who can't be outside for too long) from last summer

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Flemeth's marsh cuisine

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I love baby Wardens and Inquisitors a lot (like 18-20 year olds not actual children). Like dude you should be taking your gap year right now why are you leading a major historically significant organization? You should still be living with your mom why are all of these old people making you save their asses?

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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

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pavelyan kiss while someone watches 👀

32. a kiss while someone watches

i just imagined this sillie in my silly little head and was like okay i need to draw this asap. 😭🙏

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Art by Julia Zhuravleva

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had WAY too much fun with the dao + camp designs so i now bring you dao gang designs across the games <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

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and also i think that cullen is sitting in his office pretending to do paperwork but let's be honest he's mentally redecorating a cottage and wondering if the inquisitor likes his choice of curtains

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HATE when a character seems intentionally designed for me to be obsessed with and it succeeds

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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love that awakening ending where it's revealed how Sigrun just can't peacefully fuck off to her death because the warden keeps finding bullshit tasks for her to do. first ever ethical use of "but :( we're so short-staffed :((("

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'It's not too late to learn, Fenris'