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them: you’re depressed because you never leave the house!! go out and do something fun, you’ll see!! 

me:

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Gameshow host: For your next challenge you’ll have to write a scherzo movement for strings without using pizzicato 

The contestant, Maurice Ravel: *sweats nervously*

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i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar 

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Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dir. Wes Anderson

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

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me @ me: i want you dead

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I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

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doctor: you have 2 minutes to live

me: ok cool

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Do you have a crush?

yeah crushing depression

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do not ever jokingly make plans with me u could be like haha we should go on a roadtrip this june!! and ill be like yes ok ive rented us an airbnb in alberta it takes 9 hours and 4 minutes to drive exactly which should not be a problem if we pull off to the side of the road for a nap at least halfway through in my calculations gas will be reasonable so long as we probably maintain our mph throughout the journey. also i have made us a mixtape for the car and have bought us road snacks and u will be like “chill it was just an idea” and i’ll show up on your doorstep with a duffel bag in june regardless like “are u ready to go hombre”