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How I imagine every Chaos God got their Deamon Primarch:

Khorne: "Angron, my boy! Big fan, big fan! Wanna slaughter ppl for me and feel slight relief of your pain?"

Angron: "K"

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Slaanesh: "You are way too great for that shithole Imperium Fulgrim..."

Fulgrim: "You think so?"

Slaanesh: "For sure! Fuck em and join me fam!"

Fulgrim: "You know what? You are right. Fuck Imperium. I am a luxury few can afford."

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Nurgle:...

Mortarion:...

Nurgle:...

Mortarion:...

Nurgle: "Your marines are sick and will die"

Mortarion:...

Nurgle: *eyebrow wiggle*

Mortarion: "Ffs... Where do I sign up..."

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Tzeentch: "Your dad doesn't love you"

Magnus: "Yeah..."

Tzeentch:...

Tzeentch: "I'm your dad now"

Magnus: *sobbing* "It's the happiest day of my life..."

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Horus: So, we've been trying this new technique where we make Angron gently ask for forgiveness, so that he can manage his temper and build better relationships.

Horus: Come on, Angron..

Angron: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when called you stupid, Lorgar.

Lorgar: :)

Angron: I thought you already knew.

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"hayatımın geri kalanına devam etmek isteği görmüyorum."

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Magnus: I shouldn’t have gotten you that blender for christmas.

Leman, drinking his toast: Why?

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Fulgrim: Merry christmas, brother! I got you this!

Ferrus: Oh thank you Fulgrim, I-

Ferrus:...

Ferrus: This is just a framed photo of yourself.

Fulgrim: Yes, only the best for you c;

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Sanguinius, softly: Do you ever have days where you’re like “I feel dumb, ugly, unlovable”?

Fulgrim: No because I’m a bad bitch.

Sanguinius: Oh…

Fulgrim: And so are you. Kick those negative thoughts to the curb because all they’re doing is lying to you.

Sanguinius: … Thanks, brother.

Fulgrim: Course💅🏻

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*At a zoo*

Leman: What are they in for?

Magnus: Brother, this isn't prison.

Leman: So they can leave?

Magnus: No, but-

Leman, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Leman: Your lipstick looks great today.

Fulgrim: It tastes even better. *winks*

Leman: I know.

Fulgrim:...

Leman:...

Fulgrim: Why are your teeth purple?

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Guilliman: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately.

Leman, serious: Maybe you’re pregnant.

Guilliman:....

Leman:...

Guilliman: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack.

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Guilliman: Yesterday I overheard Jaghatai saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Leman replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

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Horus: So, Malcador was saying we're being too loud, how do we fix this?

Guilliman: We could wait for our turn to talk so we won't yell over each othe-

Lion: I suggest we kick Leman out of the room.

*Everyone looking at Leman*

Leman, already accepting his fate: Just take me away, dammit.

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