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A powerful bath and body works scent settles over the breakroom...

[all employees gain a +2 to effeminacy for their next turn ]

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yt comments on songs from the 60s/70s/80s are always one of 6 things:

now this is what i call music. not like the garbage of today

this was my husband john's favorite song. he used to put it on in the car with the windows rolled down. he died of a terminal and ravaging blood cancer that traumatized our entire family.

anyone still listening in [current year]?

anyone here from [irrelevant show or movie]?

i love the beatles so much and i'm only 12 years old (cue replies from old people: right young man! someone raised you right! well said!, etc)

JESUS LOVES YOU PSALMS 46:10 AMEN

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I love twitter

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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HLPEME

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i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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I made this comic in very early covid lockdown

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Not to like be too enamoured with celebrities but Stellan Skarsgård really is some kind of nationall treasure

x

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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Wait that’s fucking weird lol