oh look at my hair. its terrible. do you believe this hair cost 10 dollars. 10 DOLLARHS. andre did it. andre of paris on fifth avenue. ill kill that queen andre. well i dont like a set look... yew kneow? i dont like anything that looks too set. i like things a little... things that move. i think things that move are beautiful. like your bust... it moves........ cos you dont wear a bra.
Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity