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That is the most adorable thing I've ever seen oml

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Look at what followed me home from the craft store

I swear it is your profile picture in full form

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My friend said this about AO3 and it’s honestly so true

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I don't personally consider myself to be as innocent as a lot of my friends think I am but I did spend several months convinced the line in you didn't know was "cracker" and not "crack whore" sooo

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I can definitely see that but I was thinking about bluey while typing it out

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I'm bored so this will probably be my last time reblogging this :(

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A list of my strange fears in order of how much I actively avoid them: mirrors, my backyard at night, windows, technology

I also have normal fears bot those are my more uncommon ones, I'm not sure if tech counts as unusual but I'm listing it anyways

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During covid I got really into line dancing and now I don't remember anything I learned of the fancier dances but the cotton eyes joe is still my favorite dance so

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I think objectively one of my biggest problems isn't that I'm so paranoid and convinced of otherworldly things that it's slowly making me less and less sure if my sanity

It's the fact that my friends keep believing me.

"anyways that's why I hate looking in mirrors, I just can't recognize my own face and I'm convinced that there's always something different looking back"

"you're so right, all mirrors ARE evil"

Like yeah okay I guess we're both a little crazy together

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Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

What theme song did you think of while reading this? There is an objectively correct answer

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I will now proceed to list every pokemon I can think of off the top of my head polywhirl, Eevee, Sylveon, Flareon, glaceon, leafeon, Vaporeon, Espeon, umbreon, Jolteon, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Charmander, Pikachu, Psyduck, froakie, Greninja, Charmeleon, Wartortle, Slowbro, fennekin, chespin, pancham, Charizard, Mewtwo, mew, onix, Geodude, Blastoise, Ivysaur, Moltres, Zapdos, hoho, feebas, Magikarp, gyrados, bunnelby, Meowth, wobbafet, Dragonite, Dragonair, dratinni, dedenne, pipplup, muk, zygarde, eternatus, espurr, rockruff, popplio, Vulpix, Ninetales, intelleon,

That's all I got off the top of my head but 53 is pretty good

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We're nearing the dead line

The only logical solution is to reblog this now as many times as I please

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genome THIS (pleag. it would make me happy):

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

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BLOB! FROG BLOB!

behold

plap

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Apparently knowing what weed smells like isn't normal for a 15 y/o

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Happy birthday Aled! It’s time for my yearly Aled Last art contribution 🌃💫 miss them

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I feel like as a society we don't talk about radio silence by Alice oseman enough because FUCK I've read a lot of their books but this one broke me.

i feel like I only see people talk about heart stopper and yes it's really good but I would burn down nations for radio silence.

The characters? 10/10 The friendships? 10/10 The plot? 100000/10

I have so many emotions about this book I literally can't put it into words, the scene where they all get drunk and sleep under the stars? The scene where she gets interviewed at the college? literally any time we learn something knew about aled's mom? The scene where they find the sister?

I'm so not normal about this book