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Gonna start adding this at the end of all my posts when it's funny

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sum binghes

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junshangs always keeping it real

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character development!

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Modern AU bingqiu where Shen Yuan fakes his death to move to the Bahamas and then gets upset that the stalker he faked his death to avoid doesn’t immediately find and follow him

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Luo Binghe 🩸

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My second prompt for SVSSS gotcha 4 Gaza on twitter, and this time it is a spicy one! - Uncensored version here! Pegging: SX/TLJ - for an anon prompter!

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I swear, with every danmei book I read, the protagonist gets ever more oblivious. I mean, I started out with Wei WuXian of all people, sitting there not knowing that he's pining over his best-bro-bestie (who's also pining over him) until he decides ya know what? marriage bow time! Because that is a completely logical progression!

But then! There's Xie Lian! Who has a mfing Calamity-level ghost pining over him for 800 years --- casually building elaborate temples for his celebrity crush while said disaster god burns down his house --- and who makes out with Hua Cheng "fOr SpIriTuAl PoWeR" on the regular, and who regularly runs across strange characters with one eye covered, a strange red-based colour scheme, and a strange devotion to him, only to run into a certain strange one-eye-covered, red-schemed, devoted Ghost King... and who not only doesn't connect the red-coloured dots, but also comes to the completely sensical conclusion that see how well I can resist the wily temptations of *women*? clearly, the only reason I can't resist the wily temptation that is Hua Cheng is that Guoshi never considered that hot men exist! and also regularly tries "not to bother him" while the latter is vibing --- in the literally vibrating sense --- in Paradise Manor waiting for gege to ask him for help.

AND THEN. Because that! Wasn't! Enough! There's fucking SHEN QINGQIU. (I'm finally reading SVSSS! I finished book 3 and am tracking down 4 now!) Who spends three fricking books simping after Binghe like there's no tomorrow (which, to be fair, he doesn't think there is) because oh holy shit, he's such a white lotus, look at how pure and handsome and powerful, oh god oh fuck, yes he's going to kill me but at least I have the honour of being killed by The Luo Binghe, I'm so lucky, holy shit, wait why isn't he putting together a harem of women?!?!? he's plenty hot and powerful and badass enough??!?!?! and also insists to the very end that oh, no, sir, I'm completely straight. As a ruler. I invented rulers, actually. Because of how straight I am.

AND THEN!! IT SOMEHOW GOT WORSE?!?!? Because I made the mistake of starting The Husky and His White Cat Shizun. And Mo Ran is... well, he puts the "moron" into his name, that's for damn sure. I mean, at least he knows he's into guys from the beginning, but like. My guy. You cannot sit here and say "Obviously, Chu Wanning and I shared a deeply intense hatred" and then wax poetic about how hot and elegant and calm and composed he is for two paragraphs with any degree of credibility At All.

(I'm Thriving. Never before have I had four fixations unlocked at once. My sanity is struggling, but my mind is buzzing and the world is fast.)

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Ranwan + text posts bc I am incapable of liking anything a normal amount

As far as I know, this is all official art. If not, let me know so I can add credit

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I’m stuck in the 2ha and SVSSS hellhole,,, 😭

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The biggest tragedy of Luo Binghe’s life is that he’s a bottom who’s being forced to top because his wife is a pillow princess and still subconsciously influenced by the lies written by that hamster twink.

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so umm I finally finished reading Thousand Autumns after 3 years, it's fully translated now so yippee!

drew this to get the pictures out of my head and maybe to get someone interested in the book and you should all look at yan wushi's gray hair and shen qiao's deer-like eyes

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SPOILER 2HA VOL 5

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SPOILER 2HA VOL 5

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I was sitting here, letting my thoughts run, and had the thought that “the reason it’s so hard for some people to tell that Shen Qingqiu really reciprocates Binghe’s romantic feelings is because we’re not seeing it from his perspective”

We. We are, though. We are seeing it from his perspective. He’s just a LIAR, so it’s easier to see what Binghe is thinking than what the man narrating the story is thinking!!!

(I was specifically thinking about the way he’s literally always been obsessed with Binghe, and that’s kinda easy to forget because he never addresses it. Repressed little man…)

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Xie Lian (And Hualian) as Text Posts I found

Hua Cheng Version

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Hua Cheng (And Hualian) but as Textposts I’ve found

Xie Lian Version