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Had a dream last night that I was desperately trying to post this to my blog:

Hey, mister DJ, don't put a record on. The Yeerk Pool is not the appropriate venue for that.

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Reblog for sample size!

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What a cute bear

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Ma’am your son is sending random israelis antisemitic bait online again please come pick him up

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Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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People are so casually antisemitic and have no clue of it. Or worse, do and don’t care but try to pass it off nonchalantly. I hate it here

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

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in middle school i knew a guy named alexander hamilton because his parents just thought it would be nice to name their son after a historical figure but then this poor guy went through hell because he was 13 years old in 2015 and his name was alexander hamilton

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment