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I'm so sleepy. I guess it's time to watch youtube for another 5 hours.

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idgaf im just blocking anyone religious on sight now

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Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

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(furiously jerking off) actually south park… fuck… south park makes fun of both sides equally

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cheating on women should be illegal and cheating on men should be encouraged by the government

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my first time being blocked by a mutual in law 💔 whatever 🙄

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I got places to be

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this might be peak

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Every man thinks a conversation is a script and he is CHRISTIAN BALE and u are GIRL #3

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tumblr would hype your mutual up saying woah 👀 somebody's making HUGE waves on tumblr🔥 and then it's a post with 3 notes

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i will fetishize your wife

i will woobify your son

i will mischaracterize your infant daughter

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you cannot be serious.............

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cutting yourself without meaning to do it should be called self accident