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So wait are you telling me that Mark Hoffman gagged himself, ripped open his own shirt, gave himself a bloody nose and strapped himself into an electric chair for appearances?

Dude might be a trash king but he’s hardcore.

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i’m trying to decide if i wanna keep this blog iconless or if i wanna be extra and make an icon every time i do a reply here since this blog is so.... so low activity wise.

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i played until dawn for the first time today and even though i got him killed, i love matt with my whole heart

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john & the apprentices

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so uh... so i’m definitely gonna add robbie mercer from scream 4 to this blog once i watch it again, and i’m probably going to add randy meeks, too, bc somehow i’ve?? never... written randy?? even though every time i see him i scream

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       he was vaguely aware that he was doing one of his voices— not a strange and outrageous one, like those he sometimes did on the radio ( kinky briefcase, sexual accountant was his own personal favorite, at least for the time being, and positive listener response on kinky was almost as high as for his listeners’ all-time favorite, colonel buford kissdrivel ), but a warm, rich, confident voice. an i’m-all-right voice. it sounded great, but it was a lie. just like all the other voices were lies.

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APPARENTLY FUCKING NOT

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wh......... what if. .. ... . ... . . . i put richie on his own blog.. .. . . ?

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✧･ﾟ: *Oᴠᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ Vᴏɪᴄᴇ Lɪɴᴇs

❝  I make my own luck. ❞

❝  Lucky for you we’re not keeping score. ❞

❝  You need to learn to relax. ❞

❝  You won’t be disappointed. ❞

❝  It’s just a flesh wound. ❞

❝  Leave this to an expert. ❞

❝  Try and keep up! ❞

❝  Is this easy mode? ❞

❝  I get the feeling you’re not taking me seriously. ❞

❝  You’re not bad, but not good either. ❞

❝  Spare me the commentary. ❞

❝  You test my patience ❞

❝  You seem nice, I hate to kill you. ❞

❝  I was hoping for a challenge. ❞

❝  Your eyes deceive you. ❞

❝  The outcome was never in doubt. ❞

❝  You have made an error in judgment. ❞

❝  You fought well, but not well enough. ❞

❝  If at first you don’t succeed…blow it up again! ❞

❝  Oops…dropped something. ❞

❝  I really blew that one. ❞

❝  That’s how you get tinnitus. ❞

❝  Why are you so angry? ❞

❝  I’m not hearing that noise. ❞

❝  I’m not good, not bad, but I sure as hell ain’t ugly.❞

❝  I don’t much like losing. ❞

❝  A wo/man’s gotta have rules. ❞

❝  I hope you learned your lesson. ❞

❝  You have to let it go. ❞

❝  I was only trying to help. ❞

❝ I have my eye on you. ❞

❝  Sometimes I’m not sure why I even bother. ❞

❝  You really should take better care of yourself. ❞

❝  Stupidity is not a right. ❞

❝  What are you on about? ❞

❝  Are you finished? ❞

❝  Do you need a hug? ❞

❝  I have a bad feeling about this. ❞

❝  That does not compute. ❞

❝  Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous. ❞

❝  Ready for some fireworks? ❞

❝  I live for a good fight. ❞

❝  What are you looking at? ❞

❝  Revenge is sweet. ❞

❝  I’ll see you in hell. ❞

❝  Let me show you how it’s done. ❞

❝  Catch phrase! ❞

❝  Are you chicken? ❞

❝  Violence is usually the answer. ❞

❝  Got something to say? ❞

❝  Like taking candy from a baby. ❞

❝  I’m the one who does his/her job, I’m thinkin’ you’re the other one. ❞

❝  You want something done right? You gotta do it yourself. ❞ 

❝  I’m not getting any younger. ❞

❝  I think you’re in over your head. ❞

❝  Boop. ❞

❝  I’d love to stay and chat but…I’m not going to. ❞

❝  Let us discuss your failures. ❞

❝  Am I supposed to be impressed? ❞

❝  What interesting ways your mind works. ❞

❝  I smell trouble brewing. ❞

❝  Now why didn’t I think of that? ❞

❝  I’m giving it all I’ve got! ❞

❝  The world could always use more heroes. ❞

❝  I have this under control. ❞

❝  I knew I forgot something. ❞

❝  Your emotions make you vulnerable. ❞

❝  You’re barking up the wrong tree. ❞

❝  What a bore. ❞

❝  Huston, uh, we have a problem. ❞

❝  Did someone say peanut butter? ❞

❝  It’s my time to shine! ❞

❝  I can bench more than you! ❞

❝  Ready to give up? ❞

❝  Are you in need of personal training? ❞

❝  I dreamt I was a butterfly. ❞

❝  I think, therefore I am. ❞

❝  Always strive for improvement. ❞

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i’ve been on dis/cord a lot lately so if we’re mutuals feel free to hit me up @ charles#2112.

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losers club dynamics: richie and stan

stan was sharp—too sharp for his own good, richie sometimes thought. the day mike brought his father’s album down to the barrens stan had almost flipped out. richie had, in fact, been nearly convinced that they wouldn’t see stan again and the losers’ club would become a sextet… but stan had been back the next day, and richie had respected him all the more for that.

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My resume is worthless-- it turns out that managing a now-defunct video store in your twenties while solving monster crimes qualifies you for absolutely NOTHING ELSE. / written & tolerated by sofia

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Hi, my name is Darnell… I am opening up commissions for icons, graphics, and theme backgrounds, etc., in hopes of saving enough money to support myself or possibly move out of my house. I was recently outed to my mother who also happens to be a fairly violent, and hateful homophobe… and her homophobic comments, her accusing me of being a child m*lestor because I like men, and her threatening to force me to sleep with a woman to “change me back” is just fucking with my head too much. I’m afraid of what I’d do if I have to continue living through this because she’s the only family I have left, and yet this is how she chooses to treat me.

PAYMENT INFO  :  Even if there’s nothing you see worth buying from me, but wish to donate even a penny, my paypal is  here.  If you’re commissioning me, all I ask is we speak beforehand on what you’d like, and you can either pay half beforehand, and once I’ve completed the commission, you pay the second half, and I’ll send it to you, or you pay all at once. I honestly and wholeheartedly appreciate any help I can get, and will be indebted to you lmao

THEME  BACKGROUNDS   :   (  X. )  live previews : 1, 2, 3, 4. $10  -  $20 depending on its complexity and work needed to put in.

POPUP OVERLAY  :  $7.

BASE  ICONS  :  100 / $2,  200 / $4,  etc.

ICONS  W/  PSD  :  100 / $2.50,  200 / $5,  etc.

BORDERS  :  $2.

PSD  ONE  :  works on comic and live action, best for faceclaims of color. $5

PSD TWO  :  good on blues, greens, and browns. $4

PSD THREE  :  works on most fcs, tweak to ensure no whitewashing. $2

My promos and graphics can be seen  HERE.  Prices for graphics would range from $5+ depending on what it is you’re asking for. The main thing I ask for is patience so I can complete commissions and deliver quality work because I am VERY picky with what I make, and I don’t want to give you something I’m not proud of. 

I start college next month and am lucky to have earned enough in scholarships to cover the tuition costs, and I have applied to like 10+ jobs and am awaiting a call soooo pray for me lmao. But I do appreciate any help or kind words anyone can spare, even a prayer because I’m not sure what to do anymore. My mother outed me to my whole family, and no one will talk let alone help me sooo. HMU @techpaired !