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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

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Just found the best word in the English language

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It's that time again -- Happy Pride! 🌈

Happy Pride Month 2024 🏳️‍🌈

(Diana voice) THAT...is equality.

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3rd & Spring | Downtown Los Angeles | 1937

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walked in just a little late this morning to find my coworker already on a hugely important call

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What the fuck you looking at keep scrolling.

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i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

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why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

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How are conchs even real

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mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

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hey does anyone know if theres a way forward that ISNT going through because i triwd that and i almost fucking died

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imagine getting this review

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Alpine mountain hut - Adlerweg, Tirol, Austria, October 2022

photo by: nature-hiking

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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this image comes to me in my dreams sometimes