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i finished berseria

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The kindergarten-ification of society

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This mf is everywhere

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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

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Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

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misogyny is when eye candy happens. the least misogyny is when there's no women in the narrative. I'm so glad I found the one manga that's not misogynistic bc the narrative is dominated by competent men and the token woman is the infantilized comedic relief. my favorite ship? it's MxM naturally. women characters are just never that engaging to me, idk. btw here's a scene with a pantyshot of one of my favorite male characters, it's so clever and subversive that I just chuckled about it for hours on end.

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"fingers in his ass daughter or driving in my car son" why not both?

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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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Tenna turning out to be a really chill and fun guy to be around and spamton being the insane and toxic one lying and talking shit about his ex is so funny i hate how i didnt thought about it before

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When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

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'i don't like the conversations on ai because both sides are annoying' well I think loudly denouncing slave labor and speed running the destruction of our planet is important so suck my dick about it

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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People love doing this

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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