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IT WAS MY POST!!!

*distant whispers to sylvari in the maguuma jungle* hey pick me up a häagen-dazs since you’re already out

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Gw2 Professions tag yourselves:

Mesmer: Shy, no time for shit, tea is life

Elementalist: Fabulously gay, memelord, cares about appearance

Necromancer: Salty, easily enraged, secretly just wants hugs

Engineer: Confused often, dances a lot, loses track of time

Ranger: Smol, passively aggressive, likely eating icecream

Thief: Roastlord, angry@everything, Sarcasm defense mechanism

Warrior: Clumsy, thinks about food a lot, forever eating

Guardian: Aunt of the squad, protects friends, loves cinnamon

Revenant: Quiet, bottles emotions, cats are life

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(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

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more SAB levels when

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Tag yourself I’m ＭＯＲＤＲＥＭＯＴＨ.

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and here I thought my minions were shitposters.

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My heart is three sizes too small?

No!

Why?

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Shadow of the Dragon go fuck up the Pale Tree, she’s tracing my art.

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My champions are my fursonas.

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Taking away your waypoints in the Maguuma Jungle is my way of shitposting

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important

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Please don’t send Mordremoth spoilers, it’s very hard updating on this game when you have gigantic vines to use for keyboards!

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MORDY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM I THOUGHT YOU CARED FOR YOUR MINION'S FEELINGS

sike

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There are no breakes on the HypeTrain !

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when mordremoth tries to talk to you

Originally posted by tailan-0

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After looking at your blog, I cannot take you seriously anymore. Why not say something serious, like your twitter account counterpart?

Is this Jormag? Go back to your No Fun Zone.