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It is NEVER lupus
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NOPE!!!! Wrong again, dummy! It is ALWAYS lupus! You know what that means! YOU'RE GETTING DISINTEGRATED ON AN ATOMIC LEVEL!!!!!

Now get in the machine.
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I might be having a surgery next week, dr house can you encourage me?
DO NOT WORRY!! If the surgery is unsuccessful we will just sell your organs and make a bunch of money, so your life will be worth something either way!
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house md js crazy because a patient will have some kind of sickness and house will be like “the patient has an acute form of an infection because of a vacation 15 years ago to peru when they picked up a rare dormant bacteria that lives in the anus and has only been seen 2 times since 1790 which also happens to have an incubation rate of 14.9 years. there is no known treatment but it's okay because a flower from the highest peak in China has been shown to have positive effects” and Now foreman is scaling everest for a patient who's going to die in 2 hours if he doesn't get it
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Hi House MD tumblr, I offer you this in exchange for joining your masses.
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he would say this irl
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do you guys fuck with the hilson eggs
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a painting study of House because art block is goin hard and I can’t draw anything original 💔
comms open - info pinned
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demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms
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louis cuddy has some great assets (this is for that one person that requested him)
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