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I get the idea behind it but I'm begging Doctor Who to get some companions who aren't girls in their early twenties who happen to come from the same year the series is aired, please I'll lend you my idea for a tragic gladiator who's saved from slavery and fighting to the death by space adventures only to find there's still horribleness and fighting everywhere/when and who has historical tidbits to drop all the time. Get a zany alien. Hell, get Amelia Earhart or something.

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Where else would a lumberjack be swimming?

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

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cheat code

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.

His platform centers the following:

Affordable housing

Freezing the rent

Fast and free busses

Department of Community safety

No cost childcare

City owned grocery stores

Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this

Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.

DO NOT RANK CUOMO.

Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.

If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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FOUR YEARS! We've been waiting FOUR YEARS for Venezia and finally, finally the mystery is set to be resolved... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuv_15Z67PE

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Responding to my mostly† horseless mutuals using my horseless computer.

† Some of you are still horse powered.

We can refer to anything that doesn’t require horses to work as being horseless. The horseless carriage. The horseless pencil. The horseless laptop. The Horseless Large Hadron Collider.

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You have to be drunk to become a vampire

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Today on mcnostril.com: Please hold for shenanigans.

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