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Caleb finds mc's smut collection PLEASE 🤤
Caleb finds your smut collection! ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊
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a/n: oh my god??? i just started writing and didn't stop. if this isn't what you wanted (i went overboard, not exactly what you envisioned, smut isn't long enough, too much smut, etc) feel free to DM me or just give another anon request! 🫶🏻 (don't be shy, i won't get butthurt)
"Jeez, Caleb! You're only staying the weekend. What are you carrying in here?" you huff, your face pinching with effort as you try to lift his bags.
Caleb laughs. "I told you, you don't have to help me, Pips." Before you can argue, the bags are floating out of your arms and trailing after Caleb. "I have a gravity evol for a reason."
You frown, settling with just carrying the small duffel bag that was left. "I wanna be useful."
"You're very useful." He eyes you, smiling. "You're carrying my duffel bag."
You roll your eyes and walk past him. "Yeah, okay."
You lead him to your apartment and he's making light conversation with him on the way, but you're only half-listening. Having Caleb here, in your space, is a little unnerving.
It's not that you don't want him here, he's just..—
He's just Caleb.
The guy that makes your heart beat so fast you think he might hear it if he tries hard enough. The guy that's so overwhelming you think you might drown in him if you let yourself.
You let him in and drop his stuff on the floor next to your couch where he'll sleep for the next few days.
You offered your room before he got here, but he was very adamant about taking the couch.
"I know it's not super big.. but I hope you can make yourself comfy."
Caleb tilts his head at you and squints. "I've been here already. Besides," he sinks down into the sofa, "I'm always comfy as long as you're here."
Your heart stutters. "Thank you.."
For a minute, neither of you guys speak. Just stare at each other like you're both dying to say something else, but won't.
Then you take a small breath. "Do you want something to drink?" He hasn't answered, but you're already making your way to the kitchen.
Caleb chuckles. "Sure. You're a little on edge, huh?"
You huff. "No, I'm not."
"Alrighttt."
He glances around, taking everything in like it's his first time here. It's cleaner. Cozier. Did you fix your apartment up just for him?
His eyes linger on your room.
The door is half-way open. He can't help but wonder if anything in there has changed. If anyone else has been in there.
You’re halfway to the kitchen when you gasp. “Wait—do you want the snacks I bought? I left them in my car—oh my God.”
Caleb tears his away from your door to look at you. You're all wide-eyed and smiley, like you're so proud of buying him those snacks.
So, of course, he nods, even if he doesn't want to inconvenience you. “Yeah. Of course. Want me to come with you?" He's about to stand when you shake your head.
"No! I’ll be back in like, two seconds—don’t move!” You’re already grabbing your keys and slipping on shoes, muttering under your breath about how you knew you were forgetting something.
And then the door clicks shut behind you.
Caleb smiles to himself. Cute.
The room is quiet again. His gaze drifts back toward your room. He hesitates. He shouldn't.
But... you said to make himself comfy, right?
Caleb stands up, slowly making his way over. He takes a small step in, and instantly it hits him. You.
Your whole apartment smells like you; he caught that unmistakable sweetness when he first came in, but it's stronger in your room. It's different. Softer. More lived-in.
He curiously glances around.
Your bed is made, plushies organized in a neat little row across your pillows, extra blankets folded at the edge of your bed.
Nothing is out of place.
It makes him think you wanted him to come in.
His eyes drift across the room, then they land on your bookshelf. It's lined with cute, colorful titles. But something catches his eyes and he stops.
Some look a little… suggestive.
He laughs to himself.
You wouldn't, would you? Surely, he would know if you sat in your room late at night, reading porn in print.
Caleb hesitates before stepping toward your shelf. He grabs the first book he sees and flips through the pages.
So far, so good.
Until—
Quietly, he reads the line that made him stop, "I would go to hell and back if it meant I got to..." his eyes widen as he continues, "fuck you raw again—Jesus."
Maybe it was a fluke.
Caleb gently puts it back. He knows how much your books mean to you—how you hate them to dent or fold, so he's careful.
He grabs another and flips through that one as well. And surely enough, he finds another page full of filthy lines. "A gun in your—"
Caleb has to pause.
No way.
No way this is what's sitting on your shelves looking all cute and innocent when they're anything but.
"A gun in your pussy certainly is traumatizing... but only because—Okayyy." Caleb quickly shuts the book, his head swimming.
You've pictured this stuff before. The thought hits him like a truck.
He knows he should stop now, but he can't help but grab another one. He doesn't read this one out loud. But he pictures it. Pictures you imagining this scene.
He takes a second to skim the pages, his eyes widening with each line. "The fuck?" he breathes. "He isn't even fucking her here. He's just..."
This is the stuff you like? Do you want someone to fuck your thighs like this?
When you told Caleb you read a lot, he assumed it was something like cool fantasy, maybe something with dragons or elves.
Not smut books that were a mess of highlighted lines—all of which he assumed were your favorite parts.
"Caleb?"
Caleb turns, book still open in his hand. He should close it, save you the mortification of knowing that he's read what you've pictured before. But the thought of seeing your cute face when you realize urges him to stay there, smiling.
"Hey, Pips."
You slowly walk into your room.
You're about to ask what he's doing, then you see what he's holding.
Your eyes dart to your bookshelf, like you need any more convincing that Caleb is actually reading your smut book. And there it is, the little gap between your books.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit!
You drop the snacks you brought back and lunge at him. "What the hell are you doing?!" you hiss, desperately trying to snatch the book back, but all you're doing is hugging his chest with one hand, while you try and fail to reach your book with the other hand.
Caleb laughs. "Hey, hey! I'm not judging. I'm just surprised."
“I swear to God, give it back—please!”
"He grunts. I gasp. The first glide of his cock between my thighs is choppy, too rough. Unlubricated."
Heat rushes to your cheeks when you hear him actually reading the filth in your book.
"Caleb!" you shriek.
But he doesn't stop. No, he keeps reading, a wild grin spreading across his face as he does. "But then his thrusts slide up, where he made me plenty wet just minutes ago. 'Jesus, you feel—'"
"Stop! Oh my god! I'm going to kill you!"
"Hey, c'mon. This is your favorite part. You highlighted it twice and put little hearts around it."
He clears his throat, and you feel everything in you curl up and die of embarrassment as he starts again, "He is fucking me. Not the way I want him to, maybe, but his head bumps on my clit on every push."
You know it's no use trying to grab your book, so you just slap his chest instead while you beg him to stop.
"I can feel the hot length of him against my folds, and it's good enough for me to beg for it."
Before he can read any more, you manage to snatch the book back. But Caleb's already seen all the things you read about. The things you think about.
You can't look at him. You immediately turn away, face burning and chest tight as you rush to your bed, shove your book in you drawer, and hide under the blankets like that might undo the last 2 minutes.
Most of your plushies bounce to the floor, but you can't bother to pick them up right now.
"You're never allowed in here again," you mutter.
Caleb softens, quietly padding over to your bed to sit down beside you. "Hey—I'm sorry. That was mean."
"Yeah," you bite out. "You're an asshole."
There's an awkward silence that makes you wish you hadn't invited Caleb over in the first place. Then, quietly, he asks, "Is... that what you're into?"
You feel your face burning hotter and you pull your sheets higher over your face. "No!" you quickly shout, even if you're not entirely sure. In theory, it all sounds nice. But actually doing it?
"It's just something I read," you defend. "It doesn't mean I would actually.."
There's another silence. You still want to die—maybe you will. But then Caleb speaks again.
"We could try it, you know? If you want."
Your stomach drops.
Was he being serious? The tips of your ears are red now and you'd cover those too if you weren't already suffocating under your blankets.
"What..?" You glance over your shoulder. Just slightly—just enough to see him. The blush on his cheeks makes you feel slightly better. It means you're not the only one who's affected.
"We could do... that if you wanted to."
You sit up, your lips parted in disbelief. "Are you—Caleb, you can't just say things like that."
Your frustration comes bubbling back up. If this was another one of his jokes, it was mean. Meaner than him reading your smut out loud.
"I'm being serious," he says.
You hesitate.
This can't be real.
You stare at him, trying to gauge whether he's messing with you or not. His eyes are dark, his hand curling into your sheets like he's trying not to reach out and touch you.
"I'd do anything you want, Pips."
Heat curls low in your stomach.
"You'd do the whole.." you clear your throat, still embarrassed, "thigh thing?"
"If it's what you wanted." Caleb's breath hitches slightly, as he leans forward. "Is it?"
You give him a weak, embarrassed nod. And that's all it takes. He crashes his lips against yours in a heated kiss. He doesn't go slow, or try to ease into it—it's all need.
You sigh, blindly nudging your blankets off and wrapping your arms around his neck. His hands were everywhere—your waist, your hips, your thighs, your boobs. It's like he needs every inch of your body burned into his palms.
Slowly, his fingers slip under the waistband of your panties.
You gasp, your hips jumping underneath him. "Wait—"
Caleb pauses. "What? Do you not want this any—"
"No!" You instinctively wrap your arms tighter around his neck. “No, that's not..— It's just.. You don't.. need to do that."
Caleb furrows his brows, and softly, you whisper, "I'm already..."
Caleb lets out a shuddering breath before leaning in to kiss you again, making easy work of your clothes. "From what? From me teasing you? Or telling you I'd do it?"
You let out a breathless whine when you felt the cool air hit your skin. "Both."
Caleb groans, gently easing back on his heels to look at you. "Fuck. You're so pretty." He runs his hands up your side, drinking in every little shudder and twitch. "I don't tell you that enough."
Your face flushes. You feel like you should thank him or compliment him back, but he's already flipping you onto your stomach.
You suddenly feel a little self-conscious. "I'm sorry if I'm not—"
"Mm-mn." He cuts you off, cupping your ass and giving it a light squeeze. "You have nothing to apologize for."
Like he has to prove it, he leans down and kisses the small of your back. It's sweet. Reverent. Then he dips lower, lips trailing over the swell of your ass.
The feeling makes you squirm, but you don't pull away.
"Understand?"
But you don't answer; your head is spinning.
He nips at the plush skin of your ass when he doesn't hear anything. "Tell me you understand. I need you to, Pips. Because if you ever think you are anything less than perfect—"
"I understand," you breathe.
Caleb rolls his tongue over the spot he bit as a small sorry. "Good." Then he pulls back again, and your heart leaps in your throat when you hear the sound of his zipper.
You wiggle nervously, burying your face in your pillow. And when you finally feel him nudge against the cleft of your ass, you nearly whine. He's so big.
You shudder, your hand curling in your sheets. "Caleb.."
"You tell me if you want me to stop, okay?"
You nod, biting your lip when he finally slides himself between your legs. He's leaking.
He grinds once and nearly moans.
"Oh, shit." Caleb's voice breaks. "I might not last long." He bends down, gripping your hip with one hand while he braces the other near your head. "But I promise I'll make you cum."
You flutter at his promise and instinctively push your hips back, forcing him to drag himself along your heat again. The feeling makes every cell in your body scream for more.
Caleb starts slow, but small little sighs keep spilling past his lips. "Like this?" he asks, his cock rocking against you perfectly. "Hm? Is this how they did it?"
You don't even remember the book anymore, you just nod and grasp the hand that's next to your head.
"Yes," you moan into your pillow. "Yes, just like that!"
His groans fill your ears as he sets a steady pace, fucking into the space between your thighs like it's the best thing he's ever had.
Meanwhile, you're a mess. Dripping down your thighs and coating his cock every time he pushes forward. When you imagined this, you thought it would feel good, but this? This is something else entirely.
"Caleb—oh, God—" your voice stutters as your hip clumsily jerks back against his.
"Hah—! Yeah? This feel nice?" He presses his back against yours and starts giving you quick, shallow thrusts. You think you might actually cry now from how mind-numbing the friction is.
"Oh, fuck! Please—No, no, no—Too quick!"
You try to stay still, to force your orgasm back down, but your thighs are trembling, squeezing him.
"Fuck. But it feels so good, doesn't it?"
You squirm. "Caleb! I don't want to cum yet!"
You're seconds away from losing it—you feel it, the heat coiling too tight. Too hot. And just when you think you're going to cum, Caleb wrenches himself away with a huff.
You almost let out a little cry, relief flooding your chest.
Caleb breathes shakily as he slides his hand down your waist, watching your skin prickle with goosebumps.
"You're a mess," he says, eyeing the soaked sheets and the small tremble of your hands like it's a piece of art.
"Fuck..." He slowly drags his hand down your back, his touch making you clench. "I really wanted to see you cum."
"'Mm sorry," you whisper.
Caleb shakes his head, even if you don't see it and dips his hand between your legs. "Don't say sorry. It's cute how much you don't want this to be over yet." He slides his fingers through your slicked bundle of nerves and your body twitches.
"Ah! Caleb..!"
Caleb groans in response, firmly pressing his fingers against you. "You're so sensitive." He gently wiggles his fingers, listening to the wet squelch. "If I touch you, even a little more, you're gonna cum, aren't you?"
You nod helplessly.
Caleb pauses, his fingers stilling in your wet heat just for a second. "Fuck."
He should stop. Should let you set the pace, but he can't. You feel too good. He slides his fingers in slow circles.
"I need to make you cum, pips... Let me. Please let me."
When you whine, he lets out a strained sound, like he's seconds away from breaking.
"I promise we can go again if it isn't enough, just let me feel it once."
"Okay," you murmur, your breath shaky against the fabric of your pillow.
Caleb hovers over you again the instant you give him the okay. "Fingers or cock?" he breathes, too eager to even bother with proper sentences.
"Cock," you whimper, cheeks warming at the way you say it without a second thought.
Slowly, Caleb slips between your thighs again. He bites his lip, giving you the eager, snappy thrusts you liked so much.
You're already shaking again, clinging to your sheets as he rubs that perfect little spot over and over. "Fuck—Hah—! Caleb!"
"Do it."
Your orgasm rips a sinful cry from your throat. You didn't expect it to happen so fast or for it to feel so good. And maybe, if you weren't so fucked out, you might feel embarrassed, but all you feel is bliss.
Caleb groans at the same time, thick ropes of cum shooting across your chest and stomach. He'd been holding it a while, but somehow willed himself to wait for you. So when you finally start to cry and gush on him, he can't hold back anymore.
You collapse into the mattress, sweat clinging to your body, your arousal dripping down your thighs and staining the sheets.
Caleb shakes above you, his breath fanning across your neck. His grip on your hips loosen, but he never moves his hand. He can't.
For a while, neither of you says anything.
Just lay there, completely spent.
Twitching with the aftershock of your guy's orgasms until finally, Caleb gently rolls over and pulls you with him.
You instantly melt into it, lazily snuggling into his side.
"I... I totally get why you read all that now." Your cheeks burn, but you don't say anything. Just press yourself closer. Then he continues, "We should... recreate... every scene from your books."
You purse your lips together as you shake your head. "You're not allowed to touch my books. Ever."
Caleb's head snaps toward you, hair mussed and eyes sparkling with contentment. "What?!" he pants. "But something so good just came out of that."
You glance up at him, eyes glossy and lips pulled into a soft smile. “Mmm… I'll think about it."
Caleb scoffs and tosses his head back against the pillows. "Fine… Did I at least do it right?"
You nod weakly. "That was really good."
"Yeah?"
"Mhmm."
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LADS men and you doing the "My boyfriend wants to show you his _____ collection and you better be nice!" Trend
Please I've been seeing this trend and they're all so cute and wholesome, so here's what the boys would show in the video.
Sylus, Xavier, Rafayel, Zayne, Caleb.
Sylus (jewels)
"Hey guys, my boyfriend wants to show you his jewels collection, be nice!"
Sylus happily show the camera his collection of jewels he had won in auctions, along with Mephisto who would fly around and fetch each jewel he mentions.
"Tell them how much you spent on each jewel!" "Why? They won't be able to afford it." "Sy, be nic- yeah you're right."
Xavier (baking progress)
"Hey! My boyfriend wants to show you his progress of making the perfect bread and-" you whisper menacingly "you better be nice."
Xavier, covered in flour shows his.. perfect bread. The audience can clearly see the burnt side but Xavier quickly say "These little burnt spot makes the bread yummier and more authentic, unlike Charli-" "Xavi!!" "My bread is better." "Yes it is, my star."
He tore a little piece for you to taste and you ate it.. it was actually good. Well, not as bad as batch 27. "Mm! It's true what people say, the 50th time is the charm!"
Rafayel (paints)
"Hello! My husband wants to show you his collection of paints and I know you all adore him so be nice, alright?"
He shows the camera the 50 different yet looks very similar shade of purple. Yet Rafayel insists each one of them is different from the other, telling the audience how exactly he got those colors.
"Now this one, I got from a flower called Wisteria.. this one is from a Lavender. They appear the same but you can see that the other one is darker. Can you see it?" You tried your best to look intimidating in the background. He is just too cute.
Zayne (ice animals)
"My boyfriend is about to show you the ice animals he made from his evol, so be nice. Go ahead, love."
Zayne had five ice babies in his arms, he starts explaining each of the little animals' background. "This one is a seal.. it's the seal I gave her when we met again." You nod happily. "This one is a little cat.. I saw one and I scared it off, so I made a mini version to keep..."
You happily pat the little babies, the ones Zayne hands to you after he's done showing it to the camera.
Caleb (model airplanes)
"Heyho~ My sweet darling boyfriend wants to show you his model airplane collection so," you lean in dangerously close to the camera, "be nice."
"Alright!" Caleb immediately takes over, his natural charming self makes you question whether or not it was necessary for you to be intimidating when you're sure he can win over everyone easily. But you digress.
Each model airplanes he shows, he tells the audience the price and how long it took him to assemble, how you've helped him built many of them. You giggle, going down the memory lane along with him.
Ok at first I want Caleb to show different types of apples but but but model airplanes won, baby needs to get his nerd on.
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Caleb, 12 years old: Now that I've explained the math for the third time, do you understand?
MC, 10/11 years old: Y- yes.
Caleb: Are you lying?
MC, on the verge of tears: ..Yes.
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₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ovulating with caleb <3
💭 : p in v , overstimulation , fem!reader , praise , improper use of evol , squirting , messy sex , marathon sex , it’s ovulation week girls !! ^^
caleb knew how you got during ovulation week. one glance at his biceps, arms, or chest, and you’re looking at him with those eyes that are practically begging him to fuck you until you pass out.
and right now? you were looking at him with the same eyes. which is how you got led here. pinned down. drooling from both lips. being stretched out by a cock that was close to splitting you in half. “good girl,” caleb panted, sweat dripping from his temple.
his large form leaned over you, chest pressing against your legs in the meanest, most perfect mating press. his cock was hitting your g-spot repeatedly, drawing out more and more high, dumbed out moans from your puffy lips. he knew it too. oh, caleb knew how good you felt. to your fucked out facial expression to how your pussy is covering his cock whole.
“such a pretty—hah—pussy. god, she missed me, huh? suckin’ me in—all greedy,” he blabbered into your ear, the tone of his voice making you clench around his cock hard. you couldn’t even understand what he was saying—your brain was turning into mush, drooling from your panting mouth.
slurred words caleb didn’t even try to understand came out of your mouth as you went cross eyed, turning louder and louder. “ca—caleb! close, mph, ‘m close!” you whined and the man above you grinned. it felt like his thrusts got harder, faster and he pushed against your legs until they almost met your ears. “yeah? is my dumb baby close? i bet she is. ‘could feel this pussy clenching—i know her like the back of my hand.”
your gut coiled up into something you can’t explain and you blubbered nonsense, tears swelling in your eyes as you tensed. a few more thrusts—one, two, three—until you came with a scream.
except you didn’t cum. no, instead, you squirted. a wet splash and his abdomen, balls, and cock were covered in your juices. “holy—fuck—did you just squirt—” he let out a surprise gasp and your own pleasure triggered his own. he didn’t even have time to warn you before he toppled over, weight against your chest as he shot load after load into your wet heat.
you let out a mewl, too filled with ecstasy to hear hear caleb moan and groan about how “it’s so much”, and how he “can’t stop”. you felt filled to the brim, caleb’s thick cum seeping out of your well-stretched hole as his cock came to a stop. “fuck, thank you, baby. you did so good, so perfect.”
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You really do think Caleb was a dog in his past life.
Here you are, on your bed dying from the most excruciating period cramps you think you've ever had in your entire life and Caleb has his head on your uterus.
It's honestly your fault for saying the hot water bottle wasn't hot enough, and… probably yelling at him too in the process. He panicked, you could see the gears turn in his head before he made you lay down on the bed and then planted his head on your stomach. “There!” He said triumphantly, if he had a tail you're sure he'd be wagging it, he looks so stupidly proud of himself as he nuzzles into lower abdomen. “You always say ‘I'm so insufferably hot’ when we cuddle at night, so I'm your hot water bottle now.”
You sigh and Caleb's head rises and falls with your breath, you can't be mad at him, not when he's giving you those big puppy dog eyes. “If it gets uncomfortable, I'm banishing you to the couch." You mumble, relenting finally. Caleb's eyes light up and he nods into your stomach. "I'll be gentle, I promise.” Your hand runs through his hair as he places a kiss on your tummy letting out a boyish giggle. He's far too pleased with himself. You can practically hear his phantom tail smacking against the bed from how happy he was to be helping, and being this close to you.
...
Yeah you're sure Caleb was a dog in a past life.
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The kitty and the frog ✨
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I have this urgent craving to write a regretful male lead story but the ML never gets back with the FL and he has to suffer alone while his ex enjoys her new, happy life that is incomparable to what he could ever give her.
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dick getting his hair braided for @/arcaneprism via dcforgaza! ty for donatinggg
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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously
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i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:
"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.
an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.
You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.
If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.
Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.
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love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged
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I need a situation where one of the younger batkids are in an argument with Jason, and bring up the fact that he "wasn't a good kid"
Damian: "Tch. Todd, you are just angry because you were too busy rebelling to get father's attention."
Jason:
Dick: "..What?"
Damian: "Your degenerative behavior as a child is the whole reason father does not respect you now."
Bruce: "Damian, Jason was a saint."
Damian: "What?"
Dick: "Jason had a self imposed bed time."
Bruce: "He had a weird obsession with homework.."
Dick: "Once, I tried to sneak him out, and he cried."
Bruce: "I once implied that he could sneak out, and he cried."
Damian:
Jason: "Dami, B and I don't get along because of our terrible morals."
Bruce: "Well, I wouldn't say that-"
Jason: "He hates me because we both have extremely fucked up versions of justice that we don't agree on-"
Bruce: "Now, I never said-"
Jason: "I was a child and he hated me. He hates children-"
Bruce: "God damnit, Jason-"
Damian:
Damian: "My whole perspective has been altered."
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Danny is sitting inside Jitters sipping his coffee and watching Flash get his ass absolutely handed to him across the street by Captain Cold. He thinks Flash is having one of Those Days cause this is honestly getting really hard to watch.
And that’s Danny ‘King-of-scrappy-I-will-throw-sand-in-your-eyes-for-an-advantage’ Nightingale saying that. Alas there is no sand here. Only concrete.
Oh, those ice beams are getting awful close. Oh wow, okay, maybe the Flash is going to actually die right now. Is Danny about to witness murder? Huh.
Okay. Maybe he should…help. Now.
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People don't realize how liminal it is to be a time traveler. How you don't ever really feel like you're in the time you are. Even when you're in your own time, everything is off, your coat was something you bought in interwar France, the book you're reading on the train is from a bookstore you had to visit in Victorian London, even your necklace was given to you by a Neolithic shaman, from a culture the rest of the world can never know. You find yourself acting strange even when in the present, much less in the past you have to work in.
You remember meeting a eunuch in 10th century China, and having him be one of the only people smart and observant enough to realize you were from a diffrent time. You could talk honestly with him, though still you couldn't reveal too much about your time. And it was still so strange hearing him talk casually about work and mention plotting assassinations. You're not allowed to but you still visit him sometimes.
You remember that the few times you were allowed to tell someone everything it was tragic. You knew a young woman who lived in Pompeii, who you had gotten close to, a few days before she would inevitably die. On your last day there you looked into her eyes, knowing soon they'd be stone and ash, that the beauty of her hair would be washed away by burning magma. And you hugged her, and told her that you wanted her to be safe, and told her she was wonderful and that you wanted her to be comfortable and happy. And you let her tongue know the joy of 21st century chocolate, and her eyes see the beauty of animation, knowing she deserved to have those joys, knowing it wouldn't matter soon. And you hugged her the last time, and told her she deserved happiness. And when you left without taking her it was like you were killing her yourself.
You want to take home everyone you're attached to. There's a college student you befriended in eighteen fifties Boston. And you can't help but see him try to solve problems you know humanity is centuries away from solving. And you just want to tell him. And it's not just that, the way he talked about the books and plays he likes, his sense of humor. There's so many people you want him to meet.
You feel the same way about a young woman you met on a viking age longship. She tells stories to her fellow warriors and traders, stories that will never fully get written down, stories that she tells so uniquely and so well. She has so many great ideas. You want so dearly to take her to somewhere she can share her stories, or where she can take classes with other writers, where she can be somewhere safe instead of being out at sea. She'll talk about wanting to be able to do something, or meet people, and you know you're so close to being able to take her, but you never can, unless she accidently finds out way too much then you can't.
You remember the longship that you met that young storyteller on. You were there before, two years ago for you, ten years later for the people on it. The young woman who told you stories wasn't there ten years later, you had been told why then but you only realize now, her uncle, who ran the ship, had been one of the first people to convert to Christianity in his nation. He killed her, either for not converting or for sleeping with women, you're not sure, but he killed her, and bragged about it when you met him ten years later.
You talk to the storyteller on the longship, ask her about the myths you're there to ask her about, the myths that she loves to tell. You look into her eyes knowing it's probably less then a year until her uncle takes her life. You ask her if you think that those who die of murder go to Valhalla. She tells you she hopes not, she doesn't see Valhalla as a gift but as a duty, she hopes for herself to go to Hel, where she wouldn't have to fight anymore. You slip and admit you're talking about her, telling her that you hope that's where she goes when she's killed. You hope to yourself you'll be forced to take her to the twenty first century, you're tempted even to make it worse, you want to have ruined her enough to be able to save her.
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Hii would you draw some Jason and Duke being brothers 🥺

i’ve never used snapchat before
thank you for the request!
dukes a bit blurry bc i had to resize him to get the perspective somewhat passable LOL
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