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Film Blog by me!!

If you’re interested in reading film reviews check out my blog > https://bethanymattocks.wordpress.com/

Thank you! <3 

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Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

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first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

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The thing about adulthood they don’t tell you about it’s that it takes a special task force and 15 spreadsheets to get a gang of 4 together for one day.

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when u love her but all she want from u is some eggos

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you: sugar daddy

me, a millennial intellectual: avocado toast patron

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SHE HOPES I’M CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON A TWIN-SIZED MATTRESS IN SOMEBODY’S ATTIC OR BASEMENT MY WHOLE LIFE, NEVER GRADUATING UP IN SIZE TO ADD ANOTHER, AND MY NIGHTMARES WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT

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today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

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Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

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You are son of the earth, the sea, the sky. Magic is the fabric of this world, and you were born of that magic. You are magic itself. 

Merlin (2008-2012)

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My fake ass in every job interview.

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