morethanithoughtofficialblog

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

catholic pez

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

Star watcher

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

it’s them boys yet again

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

can i have some shane and the farmer bonding with jas fluff?? please and thank you

Yes!! Shane’s pretty protective of Jas so if the farmer can win Jas over, they’ve pretty much got Shane in their pocket too

Farmer Bonding with Shane and Jas

Shane like, doesn’t give two shits about the farmer until they show they’re nice to kids

Shane overhears Jas explaining the elaborate narrative she’s acting out with her dolls, with the farmer listening carefully and asking questions,,,,, shane thinks it’s super sweet

When Jas asked Shane if the farmer can come over for a playdate, Shane has to explain that that’s not quite how things work with adults. They settle for inviting the farmer to go to the park with them

Shane’s excuse for spending more time with the farmer is bc Jas likes them, it’s got nothing to do with him (“she’s hard to say no to.”)

But tbh Shane really appreciates having someone to talk to while Jas is skipping or playing with Vincent

Shane had always made sure to spend time with Jas, but doing extra things like going to get ice cream or going to the beach was just so,,, exhausting. He had a really hard time finding the motivation to do stuff like that

It’s nice to have someone to hold him accountable, someone who balances him out a little more

On one of the farmer’s regular visit to bring Jas a flower they know she likes, Shane gets super blushy when the farmer bring him a gift of pepper poppers too

The farmer likes playing with Jas but “You don’t need to use Jas as an excuse to hang out with me, I like spending time with you too.” shane’s hEART oh my gosh. I don’t think he shows it much but hearing that really warms his heart and catches him off-guard

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

these three when they meet the new farmer

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

I DONT KNOW IF ANYONES MENTIONED THIS YET BUT I GOT A HOT STARDEW VALLEY TAKE FOR YALL

Gridball = Football

(We been knew shut up NO YOU SHUT THE UP WATCH)

Gridball = Football (American or soccer??)

FUCKIN

When Alex talks about gridball he's all about getting buff n shit and tossing around what looks like that brown egg shaped football. He wants to be a pro American football player.

Shane has dialgue that says he was a varsity gridball player. And he has a soccer ball in his room. Why?? And his jersey shirt resembles a soccer jersey. Because he used to be a football/soccer player.

Its a fuckin!! Joke!! About how Americans call what everyone else calls football soccer. And then have the gall to call this American exclusive sport football instead.

ConcernedApe did I crack the code?? Is this old news?? Well I've cracked my own brain.

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

i literally can’t focus and draw anyone else because im in love with the chicken man pls help me

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

Shane: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.

Farmer, gifting him a hot pepper: Hi

Shane, sweating: Shit

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

😏

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

Hale is the worst.

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

AAAAA!!! I LOVE SHANEE😆😏💙

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

Some Shane Headcanons

♡requests are open♡

✧  He may or may not have sat at the end of the lake boardwalk because he knew the farmer was going to pass by it on their way home.

✧  His love language is words of affirmation and physical touch.

✧  He wears jackets over every outfit because, whether he realized it or not, it was a comfort object for him. So when the farmer presented themself wearing one of his jackets he melted. His comfort person wearing his comfort object.

✧  One of his favorite hobbies is watching the farmer work. He loves the way their face looks, so focused and driven. He’s just so proud of them and loves to see them doing their best.

✧  He likes to surprise the farmer by quietly walking behind them and lifting them up, planting a kiss on their face.

✧  His favorite season is probably fall or winter. He cherishes the mornings spent under the covers, holding his sleepy partner close to his chest.

✧  He will absentmindedly stare at his partner for way too long. He can’t help but become intoxicated by listening to the farmer’s soft voice and gaze languidly at their sweet face. He doesn’t even notice he’s doing it until they point it out which he responds to with a nervous laugh as a blush creeps up his face.

✧  Because of his trauma and mental illness, he’s struggled with insomnia for years. He never really got a full night’s rest, until he moved in with the farmer. With the symphony of toads, crickets, and the peaceful breathing of his partner who slept in his arms, he has no trouble letting himself relax and swiftly fall asleep.

✧  He lets the farmer pick out his clothes when they go shopping, as long as they’re happy he’s happy.

✧  Ordinarily, Shane like to give the farmer a little kiss on the nose, smiling down at them with affection. But when he’s feeling particularly passionate he’ll wrap his arm around them, rest his hand on the back of their neck, and pull them in as close as he can. He then kisses his partner fervently, deepening the kiss with each movement and running his finger through their hair.

✧  This man is an absolute tease. He’ll talk about something hilariously awkward the farmer did while they are in public or he’ll hold something away from their reach, asking for a kiss beforehand. But he teases the farmer most in the bedroom…

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

What???? something that ISN'T podcast related????

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

I like to think she watches him play games, and sometimes they just fall asleep like that

(please don't repost anywhere, ty!)

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

Hello! This is kinda cliche, but do you think you could do first kisses between the bachelor/ettes and farmer?

whoo boy did i have fun writing these even tho i missread the prompt the first time 😔 i'll be separating the bachelors and bachelorettes just to make the posts consistent! thank you for requesting!

First Kiss - Stardew Bachelors

Alex - You were helping him study, the room filling with the sound of flipped pages and the occasional "What does this mean?" and "Oh, I get it" from Alex as you explained the subjects to him earnestly. Leaning on his shoulder, you pointed to different words and diagrams, but he felt himself lose focus. The terms and images in his books stopped being interesting when you were all he could see. He took it all in, the way your lips curved when you explained the terms to him, the way your smile reached your eyes before your lips when he got an answer right. Your gentleness and reassurance always greeted him like a ray of sun. He wanted that sun to shine on only him. Before he knew it, he leaned close, his lips brushing yours. Alex's lips were gentle on yours, and for a brief moment, everything stopped. When he pulled away, he smiled at your red face, taking out another book from behind you. "Let's keep going, okay?"

Elliott - The boat was rickety but stable and buoyant as it danced with the waves as Elliott rowed further into the ocean. His hair was loose and danced in the air the same way the waves lapping at the boat did. You didn't expect to find a letter from him; It flustered you more than you would admit. As the boat stopped, Elliott looked at you, his eyes soft and nervous, as he spilled his heart to you. And as he suddenly kissed you, all you could taste was the salt on his lips. His lips left yours hesitantly; his face flushed red. He opened his mouth to speak, but you were faster than him, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him into another kiss that left him breathless. He would think about it for nights. 

Harvey - You had just stepped one foot into the clinic, and Harvey was already looking you over for injuries. You had cut your hand swinging the new sword you found in the mines, reluctantly going to the clinic when your aid didn't work. Now Harvey was standing before you while you sat on one of the beds in the clinic, stitching your hand. He had always scolded you for getting hurt, but that was before you started dating him. As he cut the remaining wire from your hand, he spoke. "Be careful next time. Please." You laughed, saying, "It wasn't so bad-" until he interrupted your words the best way he knew how: Getting to you first. He held your hand carefully in his as he closed the gap between the two of you, his mustache tickling your skin. You wanted to pull him closer, but he left your lips with a flushed face. "I said, be careful next time. That's an order from your doctor."

Sam - Your presence in Sam's home felt different now that you were dating. It felt permanent and not temporary, like all the other things Sam felt didn't last very long. Jodi had invited you over for dinner, and Sam, knowing that it would be a motherly interrogation on her part, felt anxious. Something about you being in his home, in his room, with him rang in his mind, and suddenly he thought about the endless opportunities of just having you at his side. Dinner was ready, and both of you headed out, but not before you felt Sam's hands on yours. You felt your back hit the wall first, and then you felt a gentle pressure on your lips that left your mind reeling. The kiss was brief but greedy, Sam's flushed face inches from yours. He spoke, his voice low enough for you to hear. "Sorry, I'm not good at waiting." 

Sebastian - It was peacefully quiet in the mountains, but even by your side, Sebastian felt your presence as an incredibly loud thing. At times, he hesitated, or he overthought, afraid of being too much or too little. But when his eyes watched yours, watched his reflection in them, he didn't need to think so much. He felt like he belonged for the first time in his life. Sebastian wanted more of that feeling; only he wasn't the most assertive person to ask for it. Do I even deserve it? He thought. Am I even worthy of a love like this? All these thoughts ran in his head that he didn't notice your hand on his cheek. He turned to you, face pink, as you said, "You're overthinking again." He watched you lean into him, watched your eyes flicker to his lips. Sebastian didn't know what came over him. He sunk into your touch and, with newfound courage, brought your face close to his and kissed you under the firefly light. He didn't doubt himself at all. 

Shane - Shane didn't register what had just happened. The bleachers' pounding resonated in his bones as the surge of cheers from the crowd nearly deafened him. He remembered raising his hands in the air, turning to you, and kissing you, all while his senses were amplified to the max. He kissed you. Your lips were so soft and pliant against his own...he felt himself melt. It only felt too good to be true. As Shane shifted away from you, taking a step back, he stuttered an apology as he realized what he had done. He wanted to run, to hide, like all the other times in his miserable, miserable life. But you stayed. And he had nowhere left to run. So when you pulled him by the collar of his jacket and pressed your lips against his again, he felt his sense return to normal. His mind raced, and his heart pounded. He was alive and he was loved.

[morethanithoughtofficialblog]

I want more Shane n Jas interactions in the game ;; pls ConcernedApe let me adopt the smol child when I marry the chicken man