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omg its krypto the superdog and uhhh some random guy from the daily planet or whatever?

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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this part of john's journal is so funny...just found out moving your kids to a different school every three weeks disrupts their education. wish my 11 year old son could be a home school teacher bc im busy avenging my dead wife who I also wish was still alive so she could be a home school teacher.

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when people start talking about a reboot/season 16

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crowley's death a POWERFUL anti-suicide PSA because it did not make dean love him as cas immediately outshone him by dying in childbirth mere moments later AND if he had stuck around not only would dean have been newly single and vulnerable but he could've been the wicked stepmommy to the literal anti-christ. keep this in mind next time you think of ending things.

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Writing the prettiest song for you

Prints here

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Fun historical tropes people keep repeating because they never learn:

If this large cluster of groups of very similar people got along they’d be unstoppable and possibly rule the world but unfortunately for them they usually all hate each other

Guys good at naval combat but not land combat vs guys good at land combat but not naval combat. This war will be very confusing.

General thats super good at winning battles but loses the whole war anyways

Two countries that hate each other being major trade partners

Woman stabs someone to get her own son in a position of power. Or she gets her son to do it himself and calls him a pansy or something.

Trying to make something illegal just makes it more popular

Somehow Benjamin Franklin was there

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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“we’re being queerbaited again” stop acting like a pond catfish that can be baited with a piece of hot dog. some of us used to be blue marlin on the open ocean. it took them 12 years to reel us in.

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Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."

And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.

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Supernatural is so torture chamber with a certain je ne sais quoi. Like yeah when I was being gaslit while having rocks thrown at me it sucked. But tv shows these days just don’t give you the satisfaction. Of coming out of twelve years of gaslighting and stone throwing. Covered in blood. With a win. They don’t make television shows you can get in physical fights with anymore. They don’t make television shows you can be versus against and win

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regardless of what happens on thursday, it is kinda truly mind blowing that the endgame romantic interests for sam and dean in cw supernatural are a deaf woman and a gay angel

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sam wants to talk biblical theology and theory with cas, angel of the lord who was actually around for these events, and so sam is like what did you think about the plagues were you there what are your thoughts on divine punishment of the masses and cas is like the what?? when was this? and Sam is like 1550 BC and cas is like oh that was the year i talked to A LOT of locusts Ha ha :^)

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what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

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dean & sam to crowley: