“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
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this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it
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"its a texas chainsaw miracle"
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harris vs trump debate is good
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armand that night in 1973: i'm the quiet you've been longing for
armand for the next 12 years of daniel's life: daniel wake up i want to discuss the meaning of life. daniel how do i use the phone. use the phone for me. i know youre hungry so i just ordered the entire menu for you. get on this plane with me right now. beloved tonight we're going to the ballet. beloved tonight i found three people to fuck you instead of just one. beloved tonight we're watching this movie 18 times in a row and im going to yell at the top of my lungs if you even think about falling asleep. im going to experiment on you. i'm going to buy you an island. im not going to make you a vampire STOP ASKING. it's 9pm WHY arent you awake yet wake up wake up wake up wake up. beloved i blew up the microwave again
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will you accept their offering
alt ver i'm not so sure which is better cause my vision's getting blurry. i wanted to play around with bright colors and try some new brushes
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Nayurimitsu heck yeah
Btw the designs don't belong to me but a moot from twt <3 [@//turnabtsaiban]
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A loanword is a word taken from another language, such as ‘angst’ or ‘tsunami’ or ‘calque’.
A calque is a literal translation of a word from another language, such as rhinestone (from French caillou du Rhine) or blueblood (from Spanish sangre azul) or loanword (from German lehnwort).
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ok i think what gets me about the kind of post that's like '[children's media] has child soldiers, where are their parents!!' is that those stories really and truly aren't for people who'll think about that, they're for the people the children's age, who don't, for the most part, want to be kept safe or told they're too young to participate in the world, they want to be given a sword
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“but the smaller guy is the bottom, right?” you will start to cough in 7 days
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of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god
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the word "content" hits my ears like a slur
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my piece for the shojo poster zine :) you can still grab copies here if you missed out!
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