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Even though I’m not writing very much anymore, those emails from AO3 saying something liked or commented on my old works still make my days feel a bit better.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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Idk how many people know about the 2000’s Canadian tv classic, Corner Gas (2004-2009)… but I’ve been watching a lot of it lately.

Was just sitting here thinking about how interesting it might be if the Dog River gang ended up in Storybrooke or if the Storybrooke gang ended up in Dog River.

I just think the dynamics between certain characters and the exposure to the “other way of life” one either end would be interesting and perfectly hilarious.

I’m struggling to think of a plot, but if I do… maybe I’ll attempt a one-shot or something.

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television peaked with Once Upon a Time, like I can watch Anna from Frozen try to convince Snow White's Prince Charming to fight evil Warlord Little Bo Beep and he's like 'You don't know what you're talking about Anna from Frozen, my dad died when I was six because he was an alcoholic' and be like that's not even the most insane moment of this episode

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The original "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy - damn" is still the funniest

(by Haus of Decline)

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by Comicname

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Gaz + The Dance x)

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reminder that being against ai also means being against character.ai and not using character.ai and not interacting with character.ai

i've never talked to chatgpt i've never talked to character.ai i have no interest in talking to a chatbot even if it's fun or based on my comfort character. if we want companies to stop using ai we need to tell them we aren't going to interact with it - so don't.

don't talk to robots. full stop.

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When I was 18, I had a 6 year old nephew and I was living with my sisters family at the time so he had A LOT of time to observe me.

Well one day, I’m trying to leave to go meet up with some friends I hadn’t seen since graduation, and this kid is blocking the door and hiding my shoes behind his back. “No Auntie! Don’t go! We’re having so much fun! Where do you have to go anyways?”

“We can have more fun tomorrow Kiddo. My friends want me to go play with them now.” Is what i told him

This kid looked genuinely SHOCKED, no, RELIEVED! “Oh my gosh Auntie! I didn’t know you had friends! That’s sooo good for you!” He shoved my shoes in my hands and was away from the door in an instant. “You go have fun, and maybe tell them you should play more!”

He was so sweet and so genuinely happy and supportive of the idea that I had a social life he’d been unaware of, but it fucking knocked the wind right out of me. My 6 year old nephew had seriously thought I was a friendless loser, and he’d been concerned enough about it to express undeniable relief when he found out I did in fact know people outside of the family. He’d been so relieved that he went from ‘Please don’t go!” To practically shoving me out the door at the mere mentioning of a potential social life.

Ouch… that was a good burn to the ego there. 😂😅

I think one of the funniest things about kids is how they'll be very observant and lack context for anything. Like imagine someone having to explain their small kids that some other adult in the grocery store was acting absolutely horrid because some grownups aren't real adults, they're just kids in adult bodies trying to pretend to be grownups, and some of them are bad at it. Real grownups don't throw tantrums in grocery stores.

And three weeks later one of the kids sees a trainee at the daycare fuck up something that the other daycare workers have no problem doing, and observes "you're just a kid trying to pretend to be an adult, aren't you?" and this whole-ass young adult will have to process that they were just read for fucking filth by somebody who was born in 2021.

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Fuck it, some good news would be amazing right now

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As a Canadian child in the 2000’s, I always heard both varieties, either said back to back, or one person will say one, and another person will respond with the other similarly to the See You Later Alligator/In A While Crocodile thing.

What I’m unfamiliar with is that ending. I have never heard it before.

So there's a rhyme about beans that either starts like this:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot Or like this: Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart And concludes like this: The more you [toot/fart], the better you feel So eat them beans with every meal!

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Does anybody else do the thing where when you’re playing games with people and you realize you’re winning really strongly and everyone else is struggling so you just start slowing down and playing a bit worse so they can catch up more and thus hopefully enjoy the game more because it “got close in the end” or something? Or is that just me?

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Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind except it’s about only wanting sex and a relationship with someone you’ve built an emotional bond with. Demi-Charmed Life.

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.