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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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Happy four months of Christmas ouo
All I want for Christmas is foooood~
:)
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What if Victoria accidentally married Emily?…
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It’s been way too long since I last drew something for this au. Now that I have more time to draw, I’m going to redraw and finish making this au a fleshed-out and finished comic! Stay tuned for updates and snippets, and thank you to those that have stuck around and encouraged me all these years 💙
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I support women's rights

AND I support women's wrongs

Yes we exist
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-Hero with the pressure of saving the world
-Rich scientist girlfriend
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one of the crows by my house found a wholeass dog treat and now he’s walking around like this
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I’m sorry but imagine Jenny and Sophie being Shane and Ryan from unsolved.
Jenny: BUNNY MAN! I’m dancing on your spot! This place is mine now!
Sophie: holy shit! *disappointed*
Jenny: if you want me out you’ll have to kill me! Gonna have to throw me out yourself!
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Sophie: why won’t the animatronic talk to us?
Jenny: maybe they’re homophobic
Sophie: we aren’t gay, Jenny.
Jenny: we aren’t?
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Sophie: *playing bunnyfarm*
Jenny: don’t worry Sophie everyone is afraid of something.
Sophie: even you?
Jenny: no.
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Very happy koala :D
Hugs for my sweet koala
Awww thank you Dee!! ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)
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Hugs for my sweet koala
Awww thank you Dee!! ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)
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