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Have no fear, homework helper birb is here!

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2018 gon be good

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its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

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@danielhowell @amazingphil why don’t u sell,,,, idk,,, hoodies

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21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

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I’m crying

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Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

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248 Days Till Halloween 🎃

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Someone: You're so dramatic!

Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about

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rip if you use headphones bc I’m fucking Loud but here it is for those who wanted it. he’s mad because he wants to get outside

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21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs