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Actual dialogue featuring Matthew and James in TLH

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tragic fictional siblings... save me...

tragic fictional siblings

save me tragic fictional siblings

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please picture emma and julian doing this

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when someone mentions not liking when book characters don't communicate I just think about what we, the tsc Fandom, had to face and overcome during all of these years.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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For some reason my question is not appearing on Cassandra's profile, but here is the question and her answer (yes, Clace won't have children 😭)

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Stephen Herondale marrying Amatis:

Silent Brother: Do you love her?

Stephen: Yes

SB: Are you willing to do whatever it takes to stay with her?

Stephen: *spotting Valentine in the crowd*.... Naaaaahh

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Hey, do you ever think about "Shadow Market nights were Kit’s favorite. They were the nights he was allowed to leave the house"? Do you ever think about Johnny Rook straight up locking Kit in the basement whenever he had clients at the house? Because for all of Kit's free soul energy, he was incredibly sheltered too.

I think about this a lot. I think about how this doesn't seem like it's a problem at all because Kit knows how to navigate the Shadow Market well, how to read and deal with scammers and all kinds of unsavory and cruel people. He didn't know kindness though, he didn't know what it was like to cry in his parent's arms until Jem and Tessa.

Kit has so much trauma and it pains me that he's only going to know more in TWP.

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“Later, when his father left him, the boy cried over his pet, until eventually his father sent a servant to take the body of the bird away and bury it. The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he’d learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.”

Clary Fairchild:

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alec and clary's friendship has truly come a long way considering that it started by alec insisting a demon committed suicide just to deny the fact that clary killed it

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the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

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love bites 🦇🩸

bonus:

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Note: I did not write this, the person that did write this has their username at the top.

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Yeah, some more nsfw art in b🔮🔮sty, teaser ☝️

When you just can't get enough

p.s. me too, Alec, me too

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I'm not even gonna lie to you, Kaz Brekker is the one that made me finally understand how the stock market works

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Tlh au where everything is the same up until when James stand himself through the heart in chot. This time, he just dies. And the Herondale line continues on because Cordelia was pregnant.

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(description of the apartment of Valentine and Jonathan/Seb) The other half of the room was taken up with a large television screen, a glossy black coffee table on which were scattered games and controllers, and low leather couches. - City of Lost Souls, - Cassandra Clare

I would never have thought that Valentine would allow Seb/Jonathan to play such "primitive" games, or was it all bought in advance by Jace for Clary?

"I see you discovered the clothes stash." Sebastian indicated her shirt with a gesture. "Do you like them?" - City of Lost Souls, - Cassandra Clare

Do you remember that wardrobe with clothes? I suddenly had doubts about this closet. Is Clary so similar in build to Jocelyn that the clothes fit so perfectly, despite the fact that Jocelyn is taller. It looks like the guys themselves bought all these clothes for Clary, and this whole story with clothes for Jocelyn, bought by Valentine, is a cute and ridiculous fairy tale in an attempt to show that the Morgensterns are not so terrible, that they are caring, etc. or just didn't want to scare her with such pressure. Sometimes it seemed to me that Jonathan was trying to justify Valentine, to humanize him for Clary

He drew his hand out from behind his back. He was holding a folded item of clothing. She took it from him and let it unroll. It was a long, drifting column of scarlet fabric with an odd golden sheen to the material, like the edge of a flame. The straps were gold. "Our mother used to wear this to Circle ceremonies before she betrayed our father," he said. "Put it on. I want you to wear it tonight." - City of Lost Souls, - Cassandra Clare

And how did it end up in the apartment? Hmm… Imagine Valentine running to the Fairchild estate and grabbing Jocelyn's dress before burning everything. Yeah, and hugs him on lonely nights

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if the characters answered the question "what is love?":

Jace: The driving force Clary: Inspiration Magnus: It's an adventure Alec: Something worth fighting for Isabelle: It's a risk Simon: music of the heart Hodge: hormonal failure Jocelyn: The call of the soul Jonathan: I don't know Luke: This is hope Valentin: an unacceptable weakness Jem: Love is Will!!