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i love pictures of fall out boy where it looks like they just woke up from a massive nap spent all cuddled up in a pile and will go right back to it as soon as they can

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its lily time

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i love pictures of fall out boy where it looks like they just woke up from a massive nap spent all cuddled up in a pile and will go right back to it as soon as they can

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i love inside jokes. yeah this insane set of words is something only me and like 3 other people can understand. yes it sends me into a fit of insane laughter when i hear about it

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if tumblr still wants to turn this site around they should add breeding

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The World of Interiors, February 2024. Photo - Mikael Lundblad

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

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ok pete

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mens hips exist purely for grabbing . masters thesis

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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

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pete please make a twitch account i can design you the emotes for free

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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

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dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

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i must have gotten the files mixed up. my bad

spot the difference

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