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"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

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Faythe bears a future that haunts; Reylan harbors a past that lingers. At his side, what ignited in her heart is kindling, but letting her guard fall could break them…or make them stronger.

A Throne From the Ashes (AHCTR #3)

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Tips for choosing knitting patterns for a beginner.

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Sabaa really killed off Helene's entire family and it still wasn't enough for her, was it ?? Hasn't the girl suffered enough ? like i know she was a character with considerable strength in every aspect but good god, that roller coaster of pain she went through was no joke. she deserved so much more than the ending that she got.

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a sky beyond the storm — headers

✧･ﾟ: like or reblog if you save it

© scrdothien on twitter if you use it

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Helene : i can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Harper, while hiding the key : Truly, unfortunate.

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Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

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Don’t even make me choose between Rhysand or Desmond Flynn.

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“““From flame to ashes, dawn to dusk, for the rest of our lives, be mine always, Desmond Flynn.”“”

— Rhapsodic by Laura Thalassa

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How I feel after Kyoko and Ren actually know each other's feelings after 18 years of Skip Beat existing:

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

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“aphrodite’s fat ass” is a common genre of classical greek and roman art

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Blackbird/koltrast.

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