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»        random shit i’ve said and thought about saying, part 4           tw: food mentions, suggestive.  

❝ we as a society need a cultural reset. let’s bring back epic fail. ❞

❝ she always knew what i wanted, the mind-reading vibrator. ❞

❝ people don’t care about brands. they care about instantly recognizable symbols — like cats, anime boys, and playstation. ❞

❝ this is an exhausting text to receive from a bitch on a saturday night. ❞

❝ i will now make my sadness everyone’s problem. ❞

❝ men? don’t know her. ❞

❝ live with your sins, your regrets are part of you. ❞

❝ it’s been a while since i’ve cried my eyes so bright red. ❞

❝ are you fine? like, are you good? ❞

❝ do you want cisgender beef? beef that is raised without the use of hormones or steroids? ❞

❝ i was simply letting the soft melodies of the piano caress me. ❞

❝ i think the moral of every story is that forests are beautiful and fascinating but they are also dangerous and terrifying. ❞

❝ i keep mistyping ‘henry’ as ‘herny’ and it makes me lose my mind every time. ❞

❝ my hands are cold but my heart is warm. ❞

❝ i’m sorry i said i love you, but — i do. i do. ❞

❝ you know what? i think i’m gonna be mean and cruel and say that if someone has a problem with me, they’re just going to have to tell me. ❞

❝ i keep forgetting that people like to message me without stating their purpose in doing so. it’s very inefficient, but apparently, it’s “polite”. ❞

❝ are you testing me right now? are you trying the patience that god gave me? ❞

❝ so this one time i was walking back home from mcdonalds and — no actually this story is too traumatizing, i don’t want to get into it. ❞

❝ it’s so easy to not be a freak. ❞

❝ i keep forgetting that relationships are supposed to be something you want. ❞

❝ i keep forgetting that relationships are supposed to be something you want. like, it’s not something you do because you put in your relationship resume and you got a call back and you just put in your nine-to-five; like, you don’t have to like the job! ❞

❝ i am the butt king. ❞

❝ i should never have thought that being kind to a fellow human was the answer. ❞

❝ but but but but… working myself to the bone is my love language! ❞

❝ i don’t have any opinions, but boy do i have feelings. ❞

❝ got cake got booze got games on my phone to play, it’s not all bad. ❞

❝ honestly, like, i don’t think about that, but i should think about it because it is very impressive. ❞

❝ i’m just having a crisis. maybe that’s my fallacy. ❞

❝ literally my only friend is fast food. ❞

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Cat resting on a cross of Orthodox church in Perast, Montenegro.

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sentence starters: quotes from my family taken out of context, part 2.

❝ seen too many weddings that don’t include me. ❞

❝ the world is full of curls… but i am a curl with a difference. ❞ (this was about ahoges)

❝ you’re thicker than the fog in london. ❞

❝ well, you’ve only got yourself to blame. ❞

❝ i worked so hard! ❞

❝ [name], just shut up! ❞

❝ i saw a red cardinal today. and i saw a butterfly. those two things made my day. ❞

❝ sign it! sign it! ❞

❝ what’s up, man? ❞

❝ is it symmetrical? are the sides the same? ❞

❝ *whispers to self* act cool. ❞

❝ what are you guys doing? ❞

❝ i’m acting cool. ❞

❝ [name], you’re so silly. you can’t have drip. ❞

❝ i just like to imagine you getting crushed like a pancake. like a waffle. ❞

❝ [name] is on a roll…erskate! ❞

❝ this isn’t curry-making music. ❞

❝ i don’t know about you, but i’m feelin’… 25. ❞

❝ am i addicted to gardening? ❞

❝ calm yourself, [name]. ❞

❝ if you have something to say to me, can you say it to my face? ❞

❝ you wanna come help me lift poop? ❞

❝ well, when you phrase it like that, how could i say no? ❞

❝ why do your eyes look like that? ❞

❝ i don’t like anything hot. i like warm milk. ❞

❝ where did the beautiful sunshine from yesterday go? ❞

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SENTENCE STARTERS: MAYBE INTERACTIVE QUOTES BECAUSE I’M OBSESSED, PART 20.

⤿   questions edition!     tw: alcohol, guns, violence.    

❝ you really hit me? seriously? ❞

❝ did you get a sign from the universe or something? ❞

❝ did you really have to work yourself half to death over it? ❞

❝ why does love matter? what are people really searching for? is it worth it? ❞

❝ oh my god, you really love him/her/them, don’t you? ❞

❝ what if people misunderstand you because of me? ❞

❝ will they ever stop calling me a witch? ❞

❝ who drank all this booze? ❞

❝ does that mean… you’re a god or something? ❞

❝ how do you like the room? is it all right? ❞

❝ you keep trying to give me clothes. am i just a barbie doll to you? ❞

❝ you think of everything, don’t you? ❞

❝ haah… you’re funny, you know that? ❞

❝ is this level of gunfight beyond your ability? ❞

❝ you really care for [name], don’t you? ❞

❝ hey, [name]. do i have to go to the event today? ❞

❝ need anything else? ❞

❝ so what do I get out of this? ❞

❝ why are you helping me? ❞

❝ could you maybe repeat… all of that? ❞

❝ does my reputation precede me? ❞

❝ hey, aren’t you engaged? ❞

❝ are you feeling better now? ❞

❝ did i do something wrong? ❞

❝ how much for one game? ❞ 

❝ how do i know this isn’t poisoned? ❞

❝ do you have super powers or something? ❞

❝ what kind of macho man ritual are you trying to pull? ❞

❝ not used to getting compliments, are you? ❞

❝ not used to giving compliments, are you? ❞

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I'm very sorry, anyone who knows me well knows I hate to being this, but ever since moms crash we have been struggling to pay our bills and put food on the table. My mom can't make more than $20,000 dollars a year now because she had to retire after shattering her leg and while I've been trying to pick up the slack, I can't even get a rejection email back from these fucking job applications.

We are barely scraping by thanks to the kindness of our neighbors and the landlady who has given us so many chances to get caught up. We have tried applying for financial aid, it hasn't worked. We will keep trying but after everything that's happened this year I don't think we'll get it. Our bills are getting cut off one after another. One of our neighbors has been letting us use his food stamps card for food, which I am thankful for, but it can't be used to purchase things like toilet paper and shampoo and it can't be used to pay the light bill.

This is really embarrassing for me, but I am regrettably here to ebeg and ask for donations. I feel as though I've exhausted most of my other options. It's okay if you don't have the money, everyone has been going through it lately, reblogging the post is fine. Once I can, I'll reblog this with proof I've been using the money for bills and groceries. I'm not here to scam anyone.

My PayPal is paypal.me/maeveen.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

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sentence starters: angsty lyrics from one of my character playlists. tw: drowning, suicide, and overall some really intense lyrics  

❝ i’m the ghost of a girl that i want to be most. ❞

❝ i’m the shell of a girl that i used to know well. ❞

❝ how the hell does a broken heart get back together when it’s torn apart? ❞

❝ let me stand in the sand. let me hear the waves crash-land. ❞

❝ won’t you drag the lake and bring me home again? ❞

❝ who will fix me now? ❞

❝ am i only living to survive? ❞

❝ they don’t think i need help, but i’m scaring myself. ❞

❝ i just want to be okay. ❞

❝ can’t you see i’m losing my mind this time? ❞

❝ why bother bothering just for a poem or another sad song to sing? ❞

❝ the world is full of poets, we don’t need anymore. ❞

❝ and the water started calling, ‘my little child, please come home.’ ❞

❝ i broke your heart and you buried mine. ❞

❝ pack and get dressed, before your father hears us. ❞

❝ breathe, keep breathing. i can’t do this alone. ❞

❝ now we are one in everlasting peace. ❞

❝ mother told me to be something, so i’m afraid enough to stay wide awake. ❞

❝ i know it’s not allowed, but sometimes you might find it feels like nothing is. ❞

❝ i’d do anything for you. ❞

❝ what’s gonna be left of the world if you’re not in it? ❞

❝ every minute of every hour, i miss you more. ❞

❝ there’s a hole in my soul; i can’t fill it. ❞

❝ dig them up — let’s finish what we started. ❞

❝ are you strong enough to stand protecting both your heart and mine? ❞

❝ nobody knows you and neither do i. ❞

❝ some of us wonder if you want to die. ❞

❝ would you want to die? ❞

❝ is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me? ❞

❝ take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die. ❞

❝ i don’t belong and, my beloved, neither do you. ❞

❝ it’s not their fault my mind’s working overtime with no pay. ❞

❝ someday you’ll learn to fill the empty space with empty faith. ❞

❝ hope plays a wicked game with the mind. ❞

❝ tell me i’m forgiven tonight. ❞

❝ i chose a false solution, but nobody proved me wrong. ❞

❝ i’m trying not to feel like such a freak. ❞

❝ it’s like i’m watching my life passing right by me like another movie. ❞

❝ could i feel something better than nothing? ❞

❝ i think i shouldn’t have thought about thinking of everything that could’ve happened by now. ❞

❝ did you feel the weight of others’ views, or was their ignorance a source of fun? ❞

❝ i’m trying to save me from myself, so if i break, no one can tell. ❞

❝ i know you’re in this room. i’m sure i heard you sigh. ❞

❝ are you afraid to die? ❞

❝ if this isn’t right, then does that mean i failed? ❞

❝ and when i fall, i fall worse than i ever did before. ❞

❝ i’m done wasting my time. ❞

❝ how can you live like this? ❞

❝ i saved you from yourself when you had no one left. ❞

❝ i can hear it in your voice while you’re speaking — you can’t be treated. ❞

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»        quotes from my duolingo, part 1

❝ welcome to the streak society. ❞

❝ in fifteen years, i’ll have moved to the forest. ❞

❝ yes! i love to steal! ❞  

❝ this man will certainly cause him grief. ❞

❝ the mail carrier is arriving on his pretty yellow bike. ❞  

❝ if you have a better idea, propose it to us. ❞  

❝ when i see you, i’ll give you a big hug. ❞

❝ you still watch tv? ❞

❝ can you live your whole life so passionately? ❞

❝ i had a broken heart because of you! ❞

❝ now, i want to devote myself to something else. ❞  

❝ poetry was his entire life, his entire universe. ❞

❝ i’m sorry to have caused you grief. ❞  

❝ be kind to the butcher, he has a knife! ❞

❝ i kiss who i want and when i want! ❞  

❝ if you refuse to do the dishes, i’m divorcing. ❞  

❝ you’re not scared to attract attention like that? ❞  

❝ the monitor screen is all black; is that normal? ❞  

❝ thanks to you, i’m hopeful now! ❞  

❝ is it really love that you’re feeling? ❞

❝ he forgot to call me again. ❞

❝ it’s not up to us to do your work, my dear! ❞

❝ i composed a song just for you, my love. ❞

❝ you aren’t bad, but just mediocre. ❞

❝ i know i’m arrogant, and i’m okay with it. ❞

❝ i’d like this hug to last forever! ❞  

❝ my most beautiful treasure; it’s you, my princess! ❞

❝ here is the list of things not to say to your mother-in-law. ❞

❝ this book, it’s the story of my life. ❞

❝ they would not have left without saying goodbye. ❞

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history of the entire world, I guess starters (pt 1)

❛  You’re on a rock floating in space.  ❜

❛  Pretty cool, huh ?  ❜

❛  Some of it’s water. fuck it, actually, most of it’s water.  ❜

❛  I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat.  ❜

❛  It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you.  ❜

❛  How did this happen ?  ❜

❛  A long time ago - actually, never. and also now.  ❜

❛  Nothing is no where.  ❜

❛  Makes sense, right ?  ❜

❛  Like I said, it didn’t happen.  ❜

❛  Nothing was never anywhere, that’s why it’s been everywhere.  ❜

❛  It’s been so everywhere you don’t even need a where. You don’t even need a when.  ❜

❛  That’s how ‘every’ it gets.  ❜

❛  Forget this.  ❜

❛  I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something.  ❜

❛  I want things to change !  ❜

❛  I want to invent time and space.  ❜

❛  I know it’s possible because everything is here.  ❜

❛  It’s probably already happened.  ❜

❛  I just don’t know when to start.  ❜

❛  And that’s exactly where it started.  ❜

❛  Woah, I paused it.  ❜

❛  I think there’s a universe now.  ❜

❛  What’s it made of ?  ❜

❛  Ah, that’s a thing. In a place.  ❜

❛  Don’t like it ? Try a new place at a different time.  ❜

❛  Some of them even doubled up.  ❜

❛  It’s a star !  ❜

❛  New shit just got made.  ❜

❛  Some stars burn out and die, bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION !  ❜

❛  Holy shit we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.  ❜

❛  It kinda made a mess.  ❜

❛  Weather update: it’s raining rocks from outer space.  ❜

❛  Now there’s hot steam in the sky.  ❜

❛  Weather update: cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.  ❜

❛  Weather update: it’s raining.  ❜

❛  Severe flooding alert ! the entire world is now an ocean.  ❜

❛  There’s life in the ocean.  ❜

❛  Something’s alive in the ocean !  ❜

❛  oh, cool, like a plant or an animal ?  ❜

❛  It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup.  ❜

❛  Oh, yeah, and it can do that.  ❜

❛  It has secret instructions inside itself telling itself how to build another one of itself.  ❜

❛  Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean ?  ❜

❛  Now you can eat sunlight !  ❜

❛  Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food.  ❜

❛  Taste the Sun !  ❜

❛  Side affect: now there’s oxygen everywhere and the sky’s blue.  ❜

❛  Wow that’s animals and stuff.  ❜

❛  Hey can we go on land ?  ❜

❛  The sun is a deadly lazer.  ❜

❛  Nope ! Can’t walk yet.  ❜

❛  There’s no food yet so I don’t care.  ❜

❛  Learn to use an egg.  ❜

❛  I was already doing that.  ❜

❛  And now everything’s huge.  ❜

❛  oh fuck, now everything’s dead.  ❜

❛  Here are the survivors. Keep your eyes on this one.  ❜

❛  Yeah, it broke apart, don’t worry about it. It does that all the time.  ❜

❛  and the dinosaurs are gone.  ❜

❛  It’s mammal time, here come the mammals !  ❜

❛  Look at those breasts !  ❜

❛  Now they’re gonna dominate the world.  ❜

❛  One of them just learned how to grab stuff.  ❜

❛  That’s a human person !  ❜

❛  And now they’re everywhere.  ❜

❛  Well I guess we’re stuck here now.  ❜

❛  Let’s review: there’s people on the planet and they’re chasing their food.  ❜

❛  Fuck it. Time to plant some grass.  ❜

❛  Look at this. I control the food now.  ❜

❛  Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.  ❜

❛  This is great ! I wonder if anyone else is doing this ?  ❜

❛  Tired of using rocks for everything ? Use metal !  ❜

❛  It’s underground.  ❜

❛  Better farming was just invented in a sweet, dank valley right in between these two rivers.  ❜

❛  Guess what happens next !  ❜

❛  Coming soon to a dank river valley near you !  ❜

❛  Meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed.  ❜

❛  Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy ?  ❜

❛  Tired of using lame, sad metal ?  ❜

❛  I don’t know, my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.  ❜

❛  Meanwhile, out in the middle of no where they figured out how to put wheels on a horse.  ❜

❛  Now we’re getting somewhere.  ❜

❛  You could make a religion out of this.  ❜

❛  And they believe in god.  ❜

❛  He’s got, like, a ten step program.  ❜

❛  Wow, that’s big.  ❜

❛  Ah, the Buddha was just enlightened.  ❜

❛  This guy who sat under a tree for so long he figured out how to ignore the fact that we’re all dying.  ❜

❛  He was great, and now he’s dead.  ❜

❛  Get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  Will you get the hell out of here if I give you five hundred elephants ?  ❜

❛  And they’ve got spices !  ❜

❛  Fuck you, obey the law.  ❜

❛  Then it broke again.  ❜

❛  Hell yeah ! Now we got business.  ❜

❛  Is loving Jesus legal yet ?  ❜

❛  No … actually, ok, sure.  ❜

❛  Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall.  ❜

❛  What’s a barbarian ?  ❜

❛  Here’s a huge city, population: everyone.  ❜

❛  Your gods are all fake.  ❜

❛  Everyone got so mad at him that he had to leave town and go to a different town.  ❜

❛  The Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the Pope is still the Pope.  ❜

❛  Someone owns that now.  ❜

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»        song lyrics that make me emotional, part 4           red tv edition!           tw: long post, religious references.  

❝ we fall in love til it hurts or bleeds or fades in time. ❞

❝ i never saw you coming, and i’ll never be the same. ❞

❝ we are alone, just you and me. ❞

❝ you were never a saint, and i’ve loved in shades of wrong. ❞

❝ love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right. ❞

❝ you’re my achilles heel. ❞

❝ this is the golden age of something good and right and real. ❞

❝ loving him is like driving a new maserati down a dead-end street. ❞

❝ loving him is like driving a new maserati down a dead-end street — faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly. ❞

❝ touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you. ❞

❝ memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words to your old favourite song. ❞

❝ forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met. ❞

❝ put your lips close to mine as long as they don’t touch. ❞

❝ i’ll do anything you say if you say it with your hands. ❞

❝ i’d be smart to walk away, but you’re quicksand. ❞

❝ all we are is skin and bone trained to get along. ❞

❝ two headlights shine through the sleepless night and i will get you alone. ❞

❝ i just think you should know that nothing safe is worth the drive. ❞

❝ i would follow you home. ❞

❝ i heard you moved on from whispers on the street. ❞

❝ a new notch in your belt is all i’ll ever be. ❞

❝ and the saddest fear comes creeping in — that you never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything. ❞

❝ you never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything. ❞

❝ i walked through the door with you; the air was cold but something about it felt like home somehow. ❞

❝ i left my scarf there at your sister’s house and you’ve still got it in your drawer, even now. ❞

❝ i might be okay, but i’m not fine at all. ❞

❝ i remember it all too well. ❞

❝ you tell me about your past, thinking your future was me. ❞

❝ i forget about you long enough to forget why i needed to. ❞

❝ maybe this thing was a masterpiece til you tore it all up. ❞

❝ you call me up again just to break me like a promise. ❞

❝ time won’t fly, it’s like i’m paralyzed by it. ❞

❝ i’d like to be my old self again, but i’m still trying to find it. ❞

❝ after plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own, now you mail back my things and i walk home alone. ❞

❝ you keep my old scarf from that very first week cause it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me. ❞

❝ it feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes. ❞

❝ everything will be alright if you keep me next to you. ❞

❝ you don’t know about me, but i bet you want to. ❞

❝ you look like bad news; i gotta have you. ❞

❝ i bet sometimes you wonder about me. ❞

❝ i just wanna tell you it takes everything in me not to call you. ❞

❝ i wish i could run to you, and i hope you know that every time i don’t, i almost do. ❞

❝ i bet you think i either moved on or hate you. ❞

❝ i bet it never, ever occurred to you that i can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye. ❞

❝ i confess, baby, in my dreams, you’re touching my face and asking me if i wanna try again with you. ❞

❝ i confess, baby, in my dreams, you’re touching my face and asking me if i wanna try again with you, and i almost do. ❞

❝ i remember when we broke up the first time. ❞

❝ then you come around again and say, “baby, i miss you and i swear i’m gonna change, trust me”. remember how that lasted for a day? ❞

❝ we are never, ever, ever getting back together. ❞

❝ ugh, so he calls me up and he’s like, “i still love you” and i’m like, “i just, i mean, this is exhausting, you know?” ❞

❝ i was expecting some dramatic turn away but you stayed. ❞

❝ we should talk about it cause i read that you should never leave a fight unresolved. ❞

❝ i’ve been loving you for quite some time. ❞

❝ before you, i’d only dated self-indulgent takers who took all of their problems out on me. ❞

❝ i love you because you have given me no choice but to. ❞

❝ you took the time to memorize me — my fears, my hopes and dreams. ❞

❝ it’s been occurring to me i’d like to hang out with you for my whole life. ❞

❝ and right before your eyes, i’m breaking. ❞

❝ this is the last time i’m asking you this — put my name at the top of your list. ❞

❝ this is the last time i’m asking you why you break my heart in the blink of an eye. ❞

❝ you wear your best apology, but i was there to watch you leave. ❞

❝ this is the last time you tell me i’ve got it wrong. ❞

❝ this is the last time i say it’s been you all along. ❞

❝ this is the last time i let you in my door. ❞

❝ this is the last time, i won’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ i was reminiscing just the other day while having coffee all alone, and lord, it took me away. ❞

❝ right there where we stood was holy ground. ❞

❝ we block the noise with the sound of, “i need you”, and for the first time i had something to lose. ❞

❝ the story’s got dust on every page, but sometimes i wonder how you think about it now. ❞

❝ i see your face in every crowd. ❞

❝ tonight, i’m gonna dance for all that we’ve been through, but i don’t wanna dance if i’m not dancing with you. ❞

❝ words, how little they mean, when you’re a little too late. ❞

❝ good girls, hopeful they’ll be and long they will wait. ❞

❝ what a sad, beautiful, tragic love affair. ❞

❝ in dreams, i meet you in warm conversation. ❞

❝ time is taking its sweet time erasing you. ❞

❝ you’ve got your demons, and darling, they all look like me. ❞

❝ you had it figured out since you were in school. ❞

❝ another name goes up in lights like diamonds in the sky. ❞

❝ and they’ll tell you now, you’re the lucky one. ❞

❝ but can you tell me now, you’re the lucky one? ❞

❝ they tell you that you’re lucky, but you’re so confused, cause you don’t feel pretty, you just feel used. ❞

❝ all i’ve seen since 18 hours ago is green eyes and freckles and your smile. ❞

❝ i just wanna know you better now. ❞

❝ all i know is we said, “hello” and your eyes look like coming home. ❞

❝ you’ll be mine and i’ll be yours. ❞

❝ all i know since yesterday is everything has changed. ❞

❝ all my walls stood tall, painted blue, and i’ll take ‘em down and open up the door for you. ❞

❝ all i feel in my stomach is butterflies. ❞

❝ all i feel in my stomach is butterflies: the beautiful kind, making up for lost time, taking flight, making me feel right. ❞

❝ come back and tell me why i’m feeling like i’ve missed you all this time. ❞

❝ meet me there tonight and let me know that it’s not all in my mind. ❞

❝ dust off your highest hopes. ❞

❝ all i know is pouring rain and everything has changed. ❞

❝ all i know is a newfound grace. ❞

❝ we were dancing like we’re made of starlight. ❞

❝ look at you, worrying too much about things you can’t change. you’ll spend your whole life singing the blues if you keep thinking that way. ❞

❝ don’t you see the starlight, starlight? ❞

❝ don’t you see the starlight, starlight? don’t you dream impossible things? ❞

❝ we could get married, have ten kids and teach ‘em how to dream. ❞

❝ you don’t know how nice that is, but i do. ❞

❝ i think it’s strange that you think i’m funny cause he never did. ❞

❝ i’ve been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end. ❞

❝ i’ve been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end, but on a wednesday in a café, i watched it begin again. ❞

❝ and for the first time, what’s past is past. ❞

[mortau]

Mystical Memes for Fantasy Roleplay! ✨ Scenarios & Themes to Inspire Your RP Adventures

🦇 VAMPIRES, DARK PACTS & MYSTERIOUS FIGURES

You are cursed to walk the earth for eternity, but a vampire offers you a way out, but only if you can steal a relic from the underworld.

A vampire prince invites you to his ball, but there's something off about the guests—none of them seem alive.

A dark mage offers to teach you magic in exchange for a single, dangerous favor.

You discover that a family member has secretly been a vampire for centuries.

A vampire asks you to be their servant in exchange for immortality, but there’s a hidden motive behind their offer.

A rival vampire clan declares war on your group, and the only way to survive is to make a dangerous alliance with an unlikely creature.

An ancient vampire, now a forgotten legend, awakens and seeks your help to regain their throne.

You’re offered the chance to become a vampire, but first, you must complete a dangerous trial set by the vampire council.

A powerful vampire seeks revenge for the destruction of their homeland—but their quest for vengeance puts you in harm’s way.

A vampire is trapped in a cursed coffin and only you can break the spell, but there’s a catch: you must exchange something precious to you.

🌲 THE WILD FOREST, ELVEN LORE & FAE

You stumble upon a fae who offers you a gift, but the price for it is a part of your soul.

The ancient forest is waking up, and creatures older than time itself are emerging. Only you can stop the awakening, but you must make a sacrifice.

A group of elves invites you to their sacred grove, but their rituals seem far darker than they first appear.

You are cursed by a fae who tricks you into breaking a powerful spell and must now deal with the consequences.

An elven artifact has been stolen from the royal vault, and the blame is placed on you.

A forest spirit offers you the chance to bring someone back from the dead—but the forest will ask for something of equal value.

A fae queen requests your help in reclaiming her throne, but the fae are not known for their honesty.

The veil between the fae world and the mortal realm is thinning, and you find yourself trapped between both worlds.

You meet an elf who warns you of a great catastrophe, but their prophecy is cryptic and unclear.

An ancient elven king has returned from the dead, and he believes you are the key to saving—or destroying—the world.

💀 DEATH, THE AFTERLIFE & UNFINISHED BUSINESS

You’ve been marked by Death itself, and there’s no escaping it. However, Death offers you a temporary reprieve in exchange for helping them collect a soul.

A ghost reaches out to you for help, claiming they can only move on if you uncover the truth of their death.

The underworld’s gates open to reveal that the afterlife is not what it seems—and you must find a way to escape it before you’re trapped forever.

A dead hero’s soul is bound to an ancient sword, and you’re tasked with carrying it on a journey of vengeance.

You’re given the ability to see and speak with the dead, but with it comes the haunting of an ancient evil spirit.

A spirit offers you a deal—help them solve their murder, and they’ll grant you a single wish.

A soul you once loved has been trapped in the underworld, and you must venture into the afterlife to bring them back.

A forgotten god of death reveals itself to you, claiming that your life is connected to their return to power.

The dead are restless, and you’ve been chosen as the mortal who must guide them to their final resting place.

A spirit from your past is desperate for your forgiveness—but its presence seems to be bringing destruction with it.

🌒 MAGIC, CURSES & ANCIENT SPELLS

An ancient spell book is found in your possession, but each page seems to come with a deadly price.

You stumble upon an ancient curse that binds your life to another person—but that person is unaware of it.

A magical artifact falls into your hands, and you discover that it holds the key to unlocking a forgotten power—if you can survive its effects.

A powerful sorcerer casts a curse on you, but with every passing day, the curse begins to backfire on them instead.

You awaken with the knowledge of an ancient, forbidden magic—but at the cost of your sanity.

A warlock’s power is slowly consuming them, and they seek your help to remove their own curse.

A demon offers you a dark magic in exchange for your service, but their motives are shrouded in mystery.

You find a magical stone that allows you to steal the abilities of others, but the more you use it, the more dangerous it becomes.

A prophecy predicts that you’ll be the one to unlock the greatest magical power the world has ever seen—but at the cost of your soul.

A powerful witch offers you the chance to break a curse, but their price is your most treasured memory.

🐉 DRAGONS, MYTHICAL BEASTS & HIDDEN KINGDOMS

You are summoned by a dragon king to be their envoy, but there’s a secret that could tear your kingdom apart.

A young dragon has chosen you as its rider, but it’s not the only one vying for your loyalty.

A beast of legend is wreaking havoc on your city, but when you find it, you learn it’s not a creature of destruction—it’s searching for something.

The last dragon egg in existence is discovered, and you must protect it from those who wish to exploit its power.

A shape-shifting dragon appears before you in human form, offering a pact that could change the fate of your world.

An ancient dragon has been sleeping for millennia, and you’re the first to awaken it.

The kingdom of dragons is hidden from the mortal world, but you’ve just been invited to witness their secrets.

A dragon’s hoard is cursed—anyone who tries to take it meets a terrible end—but you might be the only one who can lift the curse.

A dragon demands a tribute from you—but your gift must come from the deepest parts of your soul.

You discover a dragon’s hidden lair and uncover a treasure that could either save or destroy everything you know.

🔮 FATE, DESTINY & THE POWER OF CHOICE

You are the destined hero of an ancient prophecy—but you’re not sure you want to fulfill it.

A mysterious stranger offers you the chance to rewrite one event in your past—but there’s no guarantee the new path will be better.

A being from another dimension offers you unlimited power—but it requires you to abandon your current life entirely.

You discover that your actions are being manipulated by an ancient force, and you must fight to break free of its control.

A mysterious figure shows up in your dreams, claiming that they are the keeper of your destiny and the key to your future.

A long-lost ancestor reaches out from the past to guide you—except their advice seems to be leading you toward dangerous choices.

A decision you make today will shape the future for countless generations—but the consequences are impossible to predict.

You’re caught in a time loop, and the same event keeps repeating. Can you change the outcome before it’s too late?

A powerful artifact has the ability to rewrite fate—but it requires a terrible sacrifice.

A being of light offers you the chance to be rid of your past—but in doing so, you must forsake your future.

[mortau]

Spyro 2 sentence starters

“Is this rain ever gonna stop? I’ve forgotten what the sun looks like.”

“We should go on vacation!”

“They’ve got claws like this, teeth like this, and they spit fire like this!”

“I’ve got a dragon!”

“Hi! Which way’s the… beach?”

“Haven’t you guys ever seen a dragon before?”

“I hate dragons!”

“How do we get ourselves into these messes?”

“I’m a faun, you dork!”

“I, uh, got a little lost.”

“How can you be sure I really exist?”

“We have found that hockey is a peaceful and calming sport.”

“If you stare at it long enough, you might not see anything.”

“I suppose I could teach you for a small fee.”

“You see this wall here? I bet you’re dying to know what’s on the other side.”

“Now I can pursue that dancing career I’ve dreamed of!”

“Please take this… er… thingamajig.”

“This submarine is 100% shark-proof.”

“You can have this little trinket for good luck.”

“But, um… it’s awfully noisy in there…”

“Mmm, I love the smell of turtle soup in the morning.”

“I guess now you think you’re pretty good.”

“Where are we?”

“Say hello to your new king.”

“Bring it on, shorty!”

“What a wuss!”

“Boo.”

“If you help me put him back together again, he’d sure be more fun.”

“__ is a fool for betting against a dragon.”

“Well done, grasshopper!”

“You deserve another shiny thing.”

“Legend has it that there is a portal to __ here. And, legend also has it that I know how to activate it.”

“It is urgent! He has our tickets to tonight’s hockey game!”

“Just hold tight for a second, and look out below!”

“You’d think those guys could have got me out of here without rolling a two ton snowball onto my head.”

“I lost my pet snow leopard.”

“I hope __ didn’t get eaten by draclets.”

“Looks too scary.”

“Sorry if it still has clam juice on it.”

“Now we can proceed with our counter-attack.”

“How lucky for me that you came along.”

“Trouble with the trolley, eh?”

“Ok, __, looks like we’ve got us a bit of a situation here.”

“What light from yonder window breaks? That window up there dummy.”

“Wow. What an explosion! It sure is a good thing I had my helmet on.”

“Hewwo, __.”

“Well two can play at this bombing game.”

“You’re pretty cute for a quadruped.”

“You know how hard it is to find a locksmith at this time of night.”

“‘Just stand still,’ he says. ‘I’ll turn your boots to gold,’ he says.”

“Thank you for releasing me.”

“It just won’t be the same without party hats.”

“Check out this cool cave I found.”

“No one’s been through that portal in years.”

“I thought I’d never find a sucker… er, I mean, you’re a shrewd customer, __!”

“I’ve been trying to get a berry out of this magic berry bush.”

“You are really starting to get on my nerves!”

“So you thought you had gotten rid of me.”

“I’m perfectly useless without my trusty pencil.”

“I’m a secret agent!”

“I’m going to my secret hideout. Only members of my secret club are allowed to go there.”

“Here, take this secret decoder. It will allow us to send secret messages!”

“Please take this item, which living creatures seem to like.”

“These invading sheep in their spaceships must be stopped.”

“You’ve just sealed your fate!”

[mortau]

»         angsty lyrics from one of my character playlists, part 2            tw: death, grief, suicide.  

❝ everybody’s bones are just holy branches, cast from trees to cut patterns in the world. ❞  

❝ i think we’re haunted, that we’re never alone. ❞  

❝ i cannot revive what’s already drowned. ❞  

❝ oh why, oh why? oh, why haven’t you been there for me? ❞  

❝ home is where they say the heart is. mine’s buried in the yard. ❞ 

❝ i’ll bide my time until i’m something they want. ❞  

❝ things cannot be reversed, we learn from the times we are cursed. ❞  

❝ i don’t want to be here if i can’t be with you tonight. ❞  

❝ can’t you see? i’m losing my mind this time. ❞  

❝ i closed my eyes and saw my father’s sins; they covered me like a second skin. ❞ 

❝ in my head, you’re still alive. and i know it’s a lie, but it’s one i like. ❞

❝ it’s better if you were on your way, if you were somewhere far from me; so you could dream i turned out well, and i… i could just go to sleep. ❞  

❝ a still life is the last i will see of you, my painting of a panic attack. ❞  

❝ all the world is gray, as though you took the colors with you when you went and passed away. ❞

❝ the picture was left on the front porch, the back said, “i love you, don’t you ever think of me?” ❞

❝ i have brittle bones, it seems. ❞  

❝ i cut my branch down from my family tree to start a fire in the living room. ❞ 

❝ when darkness comes and pain is all around, like a bridge over troubled water, i will lay me down. ❞

❝ i carved the apple from my eye and gave it to you before i went away. ❞

❝ i know who you pretend i am. ❞

❝ i wish i had more nice things to say, but i was raised not to lie. ❞

❝ trace your fingers down my spine, make your home behind my eyes, line my skill with harmless lies. ❞

❝ few words could open me, but you knew them all. ❞

❝ where there once was love, now there’s only me and the lonely. ❞

❝ you told me not to cry when you were gone, but the feeling’s overwhelming; it’s much too strong. ❞

❝ you are the ever-living ghost of what once was. ❞

❝ this house feels like a graveyard now, like the floorboards hide the bones. ❞

❝ you’ve got your demons, and darling, they all look like me. ❞  

❝ we’ve overstayed our welcome; it’s time we were gone. ❞