i'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all; loving husband, a family. it's just, i wish i had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
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#⟨ outofcyanide. ⟩#i still have to make dessert and get ready for my aunt's birthday#so i won't be v active until later but#everything's in my drafts i promise#u w u
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#⟨ outofcyanide. ⟩#sleepy tbh#i'm just gonna catch up on the shows i've missed#and then call it a night
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— ” Because you were feeding Kitty and I didn’t want to interrupt you . “
“ you and your brothers always come first. ”
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❝ And I appreciate that. I’m sure I’m not the only one. Now—why are you trimming the heads off your roses? Not to criticize your aesthetic choices, but it’s awfully atypical. ❞
“ is it? i've just found they make a much gloomier centerpiece without them. ”
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— ” I chopped it off . With Pugsley’s guillotine. “
“ wednesday, why didn't you tell me? i've missed my daughter's first execution. ”
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”I often do my utmost to see very few. One might hope you last left him somewhere safe.”
“ i'm not quite sure where i left him. the children were just so adamant on seeing the period torture set up close -- ”
“ but you know how they are; it's always one more toy. ”
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”—— I must confess reunions are not my forte, Lady.”
“ you haven't seen him at all? ”
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❝Galla. —Apologies, lass.❞ There is fault to be had in undesired and unexpected contact from the absence of attention. It seems he had been far more preoccupied with fixing the beads of rosary than watching where he had been walking.
surprised to say the least, this is likely the most emotion she's shown today. still, she seems calm despite the owlish blink of colourless eyes, spindly fingers curled in her unhurried recoil.
“ no harm done. ”
such a shame too.
#dilseachd#!!! please it's great#and i'm just so glad there are people on here that love tish as much as me ok
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“ Do you like my new doll, Mother ? Her name is Marie Antoinette . “
“ she's lovely, dear.
but -- where is her head? ”
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❝ What a relief. I had a feeling you weren’t that uncouth, Ms. Addams. Actually, you aren’t uncouth at all. It’s a rare quality. ❞
“ well, we addamses pride ourselves on our hospitality. it's always nice to have visitors. ”
#dislimbing#i'm about 112% sure you don't ok#i'm also not sure if he'd use an alias with them i'm sorry
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creepylittlegxrl replied to your post
Both Addams Family movies are on Netflix. I’m watching the first one now.
canadian netflix only has the second one. B(
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#⟨ outofcyanide. ⟩#my bad#turns out addams family values is on netflix#and i'm like legally obligated to rewatch it#but !! maybe tag me in things?#i'm kind of running low on ideas for greeters
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❝ I certainly didn’t mean to sneak up on you. I’m glad you didn’t kill me. ❞
“ kill? please, you're our guest. ”
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