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HOLD ME BACK

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after all that drama heres some photos of joost 🫶

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My fuckboy joost 🙏

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@spiffywhatevers

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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i like the sims too lol

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i got a slow day at work tomorrow so feel free to send me some asks

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happy ms paint pride from me and @heirtostigmata (thank you for the idea)

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Joost Klein lyrics translated from Dutch:

Covering my ears so I don’t remember what they said/Forgot my name once but mark my words they won’t again/I’m blowing up across the globe like Minecraft tnt/Only time I’m burning up now is when we burn the CD

Joost Klein lyrics written in English:

I have a good time! I make a good rhyme! I buy a new car! And I fill it with slime!

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Brb, I’m starting his underground cult.

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i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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glados when atlas and pbody are sixteen disassemblies into a test chamber

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Love yourself.