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If the circumstances were different, this could've been them...

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just gonna stack busts on top of each other til i figure out how to draw the sharpest softest lady i guess

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I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master

vampire au rahhhhh

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neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

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i'm in the same boat, sorry julia

I'm pretty sure Angie can win against Hood in the next round. Unless there are some hardcore Hood fans in this fandom I am unaware of. Reveal yourself... come closer...

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Propaganda:

Nocturne: This bad bitch managed to wrap the Kingpin of Los Diablos around her finger. She's cunning and clever not to mention EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE.

Puppet/Ace(m): Took the boost gamble and then just kept gambling even more efficiently! His only crime was winning.. Anyway, sorry about all the other things we did to you Ace!

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Propaganda:

Herald: This man is sidesteps #1 fan and he's so sweet to them omg. He really cares about being a hero, and doing it right!! His thoughts are so strong and he's only using it to beam good vibes!!! Also what is more romantic than being carried by a flier?

Steel: stoic marshal steel vs dog dad wei that spoils his son (PJS AND RAINCOATS FOR SPOON). Understated snarker. Banter is very hot. Always checking in and asking for consent <3. thoughtfulness + discretion - the shelf in the fridge!!!! (+ not outing a high clue villain with the relevant tags).

'The way his Adam's apple moved when he took another pull on his protein drinks. […] The way his scars pulled his smile slightly sideways, crooked in its amusement.' (ch23)

CANONICALLY HAS A FANTASTIC ASS, ACCORDING TO A STEELSTEP SIDESTEP.

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Propaganda:

Julia Ortega: big woman who is leaning masc and hot but also genuinely can be soft and is honestly smart- but also a lying asshole at the same time so!!!!

Pelayo: Grizzled modded muscle, the technical actual second in command (puppet doesnt count thats just sidestep 2 electric boogaloo), can wrangle the crew pretty well too! is sO LOYAL TO SIDESTEP?? what is hotter than loyalty.

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Propaganda:

Marshal Hood: THE first Marshal of the Rangers. Ortega's mentor, a great hero, all around excellent guy. Also who doesn't love a hot tattooed man?

Lady Argent: What is hotter than a woman with a sword(hand)? Nothing. She knows what she wants and she's going to get it. Literally bites your lip so hard you are injured you when you kiss. She demands you stop killing if you're a murderstep and kiss her but like!! THAT DIDNT EVEN STOP HER FROM KISSING YOUR HELMET?? ALSO JUST. KISSING A VILLAIN??? This woman has no fear.

Her mindscape has sharks. you like sharks, i like sharks. vote argent.

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Propaganda:

Mia Ochoa: she is driven, she has the balls to be interviewing villains??? Known murderer villain even!!! A good dedicated friend!!! LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF GIRLBOSS.

Elena Ortega: Everybody loves a milf! Elena Ortega is the mother of the hottest Los Diablos' resident. Those genes had to come from somewhere.

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Propaganda:

Dr Mortum(m): He makes your armor, he's a cape enthusiast, he has reinvented himself, and he is ride or die if he has a good relationship w/ the puppet! Dr Mortum can be a little morally dubious scientist, as a treat.

lastly: "The impossible is what I do." < I am swooning?

Ricardo Ortega: Ricardo grows a grief mustache half out of guilt and half to avoid looking like his abusive asshole father and will shave it in a heartbeat if he thinks sidestep seriously doesn’t like it. This man is so unhealthily devoted, obsessive, insane and gorgeous that there is a very firm reason every other sexy man (gn) is quaking and whining at him being included.

Vote Ricardo Ortega because if you genuinely want the sexy man (gn) truth, you already know who it is. Everything else is deluding yourself.

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Propaganda:

Rosie: Rosie is a bulletproof tank and ride or fucking die, literally what is sexier than a strong woman who loves to crack skulls and loves her friends!??

Sentinel: he has the transgender swag, is confirmed a hottie by Wei Chen + his partner, and literally what is more romantic or sexy than being bridal carried by a flier (no don't look at herald we're talking about Sentinel, who isn't a noodle and can actually carry you)

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Propaganda:

Umbral: He is a successful businessman and a halfway decent villain. He also has pretty cool boost powers and knows how to clean up in a suit. Loses his girlfriend to Jake Malano of all people, gets robed by sidestep, gets roasted in the paper and by sidestep. Pathetic little meow meow.

Anathema (nb): Took the hero drug TWICE and survived. Sexy sexy acid powers + invulnerability -> what does it mean to touch the untouchable? Arguably the 1st person to get past Sidesteps walls and potentially the only one pre-HB if Ortega was kept at arms length. Bonds with Sidestep over pasts best left forgotten and exploring gender identity. Haunts the narrative. Friends to lovers baby

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I've got a bad feeling that it'll be Julia vs Angie and I'm gonna have a fit.

I'm pretty sure Angie can win against Hood in the next round. Unless there are some hardcore Hood fans in this fandom I am unaware of. Reveal yourself... come closer...

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reblog to pet prev

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@capricule take it and leave