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Who's your favorite South Park character, Morty?

Butters!!!

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I-i'm trash a-and um, y-you're the can? I-i'm inside you? O-OH GEEZ THAT'S NOT RI-RIGHT OH UM UHHH I-I-I-I'M I'M GONNA, G-GONNA LEAVE N-NOW OK, OK CAUSE I-I-I JUST. JUST UH OH GEEZ...

who here thinks i'm not trash

Your not trash

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"o-ohhhhhh sh-shit, get served a plate of of booyah!"

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"O-oh geez that's, that's awesome. We we have like. Like a-a fan base? @rick-000"

❝rick and morty❞ ask meme

“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”

“If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”

“I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.”

“I’ve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.”

“I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”

“What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.”

“Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”

“I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”

“I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”

“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”

“I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”

“Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together.”

“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.”

“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: don’t think about it.”

“Fuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!”

“My new catchphrase is ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!‘”

“You’re like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”

“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

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was he slow?

No.

then what the hell else more do you need to know?

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*the worried toon gently touches it curious about it, he's never seen such scars on anyone besides himself*

*bb frowns looking at Sammy* ... *The toon writes on his blackboard looking really concerned* "Wally is scared of my Papa Drew, I don't blame him though"

Why is he scared of him?

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Gay a-and s-supa gay?

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

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[Like or Reblog for a starter with Morty]

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Mun & BB:

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

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GAMBATEYO BENDY-SENPAI!

EMERGENCY.

i have just found out one of my sticks of ram have broken down THIS IS MY ONLY FORM OF JOB TO SUPPORT MY TWO TODDLERS AND ONLY CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD WITH MY ALREADY HECKTIC AND STRESSFUL SITUATION.  i have extremely severe social anxiety and possibly chronic fatigue that make it close to hard to deal with what i have to deal with and am paranoid of my own children getting harmed by those i dont know. please donate to my patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Sh4rkByt3 ALL DONATORS GET FREE ART IN RETURN FOR EACH DONATION. (all donators will also be recorded in case of someone trying to get free art out of this and then claim fraud or refund on the donations. just a precaution on my part!)

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*bb hands book to @sammy-lawrence and another copy to @ask-sammy-lawrence-musicdirector*

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@ask-sammy-lawrence-musicdirector @justmorty @askrick

no comment

I LL START

@askmollytheraindrop @ask-trixie-the-star @ask-pluto-da-bendy-thing

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M-many t-times Rick, they um, they don't listen.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND PEOPLE TO NOT FUCKING REBLOG PERSONAL STUFF FROM RP BLOGS IF THEY HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING ADD!!

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Artist Struggle

*Posts drawing that I’m really proud of*

Guys. Please, click re-blog. It helps way more than you think. Clicking like does nothing.

dont take me art, breh

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I-I would! Rick don't, don't j-just leave man it's not. Not really cool o-o-or helpful because, cause people DO care you know? I-I might be a-a Morty but I-i still actually, I actually care about Rick's. Y-y-y-you um, y-you shouldn't just up a-and leave!

How many of you would actually care if I just left?

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Mun: *trying not to laugh at the cuteness and Rick's face*

O-oh geez um, Rick are are you um... o-ok?

I saw the pic of Rick and you when you were a baby. First of all, you were the cutest baby ever! Second, what was your favorite memory with Rick when you were still itty bitty?

Um you know I don’t really have any….. but I know @askrick never used to like to hold me…. I dunno why!!!

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S-signal boost...!

So I am opening commissions. I have lots of examples above. I will negotiate prices with folks. But I really need to make 400$ before the end of this month to make sure out Mortgage is 100% paid for.  So if you would like a commission please message me here on tumblr.  I wont do full nsfw art at this time, but I do enjoy drawing Pinups.