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do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

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Crying over these lesbian cats

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With so many elections coming up worldwide it’s probably a good time to remind everyone that tumblr once got infested with agents trying to convince everyone not to vote, or not to vote left because the candidates weren’t morally pure enough.

Also a reminder that they were better at tumblr than most of us, comrade interloper was great at memeing. Like, the talent!

Anyway don’t fall for it. There is no morally pure option.

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I was thinking "oh but I can't be autistic, I'm so good at eye contact and small talk! I know all the right ratios for looking/not looking and asking/answering questions! I even know the best posture to communicate low-stakes friendliness (about 15 degrees from facing them. weight on one leg. 70% eye contact. still hands.) everybody says I'm great!" before realizing I may be refuting my own point

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the world would literally be a better place if cis people could just get trans surgeries "by mistake" rather than forcing trans people to jump through ten million hoops to get it.

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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

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Had this idea for the Monarch angel! Since he's both bug and angel ^^

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u know ur fucked if a ship has a white/black or red/blue color scheme. doomed from the mf start.

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This is why I love penguins

Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

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My mum: what are you reading on your phone?

Me, reading klance fanfiction: it’s like Star Wars.

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It has been amazing to see how aids has been controlled, definitely a win for humanity

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